Do we want Florida to win or lose tomorrow?

[tnutater]

First step is getting my wife to agree.

Second step is Jennifer Aniston acknowledging my existence.

It’s a process….

Momma Bear could set out of this one as far as I am concerned.
Anyone got JA's telephone number??

 

[Vfl2407]

I want UF to win tomorrow.

I also want my wife to agree to a threesome with Jennifer Aniston.

Neither is likely.

That one about your wife? So, it would be her, Jennifer, and what third person?
Are you looking for a Volunteer? (pun intended) lol.

 

[OHvol40]

I hope Florida loses terribly and then they all stub their toes on a step going back into the locker room where they find flaming bags of dog sh*t in their lockers. Nothing personal.

 

[JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!]

Hoping for 30 overtimes and still tied at 0-0.

 

[titansvolsfaninga]

I would rather Florida beat Bama....

 

[Lawrence Wright]

Would your wife settle for Megan Mullen?

Not sure, but personally I’d pass.

 

[overseasorange2]

Leprechaun Jennifer Aniston!

 

[OrangeMound]

I want FLA to get their teeth kicked in.

 

[USAFgolferVol]

Can't stand either team, so I couldn't care less who wins. Alabama is likely going to kick the Gators' ass

 

[marcusluvsvols]

I will never pull for the gators to win anything...ever.

Period.

I am pulling for huge meteor strike at stadium. This should have already been posted by about 100 VFLs too btw...

 

[sona]

Go Gata Go!

 

[Jaws]

Just to be clear you belly dragging lizard..... I do not want the Gators to win.
However, I hope Alabama NEVER wins another game.
Conflicted I am.

Thanks for your support. I accept that.

 

[VolforFootball]

I want them to lose 60-0 and be beaten down and sore for the Tennessee that game. That way we only lose to them by 20 instead of 30.

 

[1989Vol]

UF may very well get their teeth kicked in on Saturday. I want them wounded and their souls crushed prior to our game with them. Nobody I dislike more than the salamanders.

 

[MCVol 1665]

LOSE! They are in the same division as Tennessee.....

Double disqualification via COVID contact tracing.

 

[Rylee_Vol18]

I pull so hard for Tennessee EVERY TIME they play Georgia. So hard.

So I’m saying thanks in advance for all of Vol Nation pulling for FL this weekend. Means a lot.

If Florida played the Taliban, well you know the rest. I hope Florida gets beat 72-0.

 

[driscokid]

Lose always

 

[Jaws]

If Florida played the Taliban, well you know the rest. I hope Florida gets beat 72-0.

Thanks for your support. Say it with me, “Go Gators!”

 

[GordonC]

OMG!!!

@joevol33 Gonna burn you for that

 

[08Vol]

Right now one of our three main rivals is winning championships which sucks. Let me tell you it will suck a lot more if all three of our main rivals are winning championships while we aren’t competitive. Over the next 5 years I would rather see Saban win 5 National Championships than see Saban win 2, Kirby win 2, and Mullen win 1.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

@joevol33 Gonna burn you for that

One of Joe's top 3 movies along with Wizard of OZ and Willow.

 

[GordonC]

One of Joe's top 3 movies along with Wizard of OZ and Willow.

He's in that one, and if they find out he eats Cap'n Crunch, he loses his endorsement.
You gon burn.
Edit: Lucky Charms , of course

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I'm rooting for the Meteor....

 

[agVOL90]

In addition to the fact that strategically it will not matter this year, ,, i will add that if ISIS, the Taliban and the Chinese special forces formed a team and it was coached by the spirits of Stalin, Hitler and Bear Bryant, i would cheer them to victory if they took the field vs florida.

 

[Maybe next year]

I want UF to win tomorrow.

I also want my wife to agree to a threesome with Jennifer Aniston.

Neither is likely.

I say getting Jennifer Aniston to agree would be the hardest part. but if she did a football game would be the least of your thoughts.