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So am I. And I'm inclined to believe this coaching search is a lot more boring than the House of Cards LARPing going on here.

Literally no concrete evidence of any kind of internal "power struggle" or that Haslam is/was/will be anti-Gruden. That family has donated countless millions of dollars to the university and athletic department. Kind of ****ty to turn on someone like that because of some very vague...

Question. Didn't Davenport hold up the AD hiring process because she wanted to sign off on the candidate?

Official President, CFO, CEO, Mascot, and Den Mother of the Gruden Threads. Daniela Lopez Osorio

Just wanted to make sure nobody forgot this.

In my opinion, they've had pretty much 1 impressive win with McElwain at the helm--their beatdown of Ole Miss in his first year with Grier playing. There have been so many times where they've won games simply because the other team was worse. It's really a statement about how bad the SECE...

I thought McElwain was a strangely bad hire. I remember people acting like he was a lock for a good coach. For comparison, McElwain had only 3 years of HC experience and had a record worse than Butch Jones's record at Cincinnati and Central Michigan. If Butch was #5 on our list, where would that...

It's a Friday night. I've drawn the shades, taken my phone off the hook, and I'm gonna straight freebase Grumors until I can't feel my face anymore.

"Now listen aight. It's been one day of this stuff and frankly I'm tired of it. Aight? How am I s'pose to yell at ya'll journalists for asking me questions...when you're not crowded around me askin questions? Aight? That ain't right. Now you're over there givin' the new guy all your questions...

So I've read a bit here and there and it seems like today we got a nice healthy dose of pure Colombian uncut Grumors. Real positive stuff.

Page 420 bruuuuuhsss

Good catch! My mistake then, but salaries have still risen quite a bit.

I've heard this a lot. I think it really bodes well for us if true. Coaching salaries have skyrocketed in recent years. In 2012, Saban was getting around $5.9MM. This year, his salary is over $11MM. This is what boosters see. If we had signed a successful coach in 2012, it wouldn't matter if...

Alright fellas, I'm going to do my best to add some substantive conjecture instead of being a negative nancy. As I see it, the biggest hope for our Grumors right now lies in how Grumaggedon 1.0 actually went down. Here are the two theories behind the 2012 meltdown. Theory 1: Gruden was on...

I'm 100% with ya, this **** is as fun as it gets. But on another level it does kind of bother me that a lot of people are talking about their super secret sources, when all of that was proven to be bs the first time around. I don't know, I love it because it's fun, but I also hate the idea of...