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[engineerVOL]

Hard to believe it was so easy all along…just treat people right and have fun.

 

[ACvol3]

Shoot. @frank pays me to post. Granted, he pays me in @frank bucks that are only good on the 5th Saturday of every month and only in the @frank company store. But he still pays me.

I was about to say that he must pay you to post the TWSS gif bc you post it way more than anyone should, and then I noticed you posted it two posts down from this one I was replying to … what’s the deal dude?

 

[captainfalcon777]

Savion Herring

No idea who this is, so guess we in the clear

 

[engineerVOL]

That’s some Men in Black type right there.

 

[VolNash17]

We still have Heupel pretty cheap compared to most other coaches. His salary is probably 9-10th in the conference after the bump. Which I like because if we ever needed to get out of that we aren’t nearly as tied down as our SEC counterparts are. Plus he’s got to prove that he should earn top 3-4 SEC money (7.5 to 11 million) That’ll come over time. Now what I’m puzzled about is how Glen Earlbee the OL Coach or however you say his name makes more than Rodney Garner

 

[Riverratvolfan]

Isn’t there similar parasite in rodents? A parasite that makes them super aggressive so they will be eaten then it can reproduce in the cats.

 

[engineerVOL]

Let’s review:

• A worm is formed in the belly of birds and it is spread when a bird poops.
• Snails eat this poop as food.
• After the parasite is eaten, it takes over major organs of the snail, and then lays its eggs, which will grow into larvae that take over its eyestalks (the overwhelming number of larvae moving around creates that dayglo disco effect).
• A bird bites off the eyestalks and eventually disperses more poop that contains the larvae, which can be eaten by snails again, continuing this truly bizarre — and frankly, cool and disgusting — circle of life.
• Meanwhile, the eyestalks regenerate — so, the snail rarely dies even though this seems fairly violent. While they have no eyestalks, this leaves a place for the parasite to essentially ooze out and then dry in the hot, hot sun.

Source: https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/zombie-snails

They didn’t have this in the Lion King when they talked about the circle of life.

 

[VolGee4]

We still have Heupel pretty cheap compared to most other coaches. His salary is probably 9-10th in the conference after the bump. Which I like because if we ever needed to get out of that we aren’t nearly as tied down as our SEC counterparts are. Plus he’s got to prove that he should earn top 3-4 SEC money (7.5 to 11 million) That’ll come over time. Now what I’m puzzled about is how Glen Earlbee the OL Coach or however you say his name makes more than Rodney Garner

Contracts are not always experience-based. Timing and fit are key components, too. I don't think comparing the two is the proper way to do it. But, Elarbee is a very good OL coach, and his resume supports that. Garner is the second highest paid position coach, so it's not like he is down the list.

 

[Nash_Vol97]

We still have Heupel pretty cheap compared to most other coaches. His salary is probably 9-10th in the conference after the bump. Which I like because if we ever needed to get out of that we aren’t nearly as tied down as our SEC counterparts are. Plus he’s got to prove that he should earn top 3-4 SEC money (7.5 to 11 million) That’ll come over time. Now what I’m puzzled about is how Glen Earlbee the OL Coach or however you say his name makes more than Rodney Garner

There must have been some raises for other head coaches in the SEC this off-season. The article a couple pages back says this salary puts him at about 11th in the conference but I see another article from Dec. 2021 which when looking at the salaries a 5M flat annual salary would put him tied for 6th with Leach and Harsin.

 

[VolGee4]

There must have been some raises for other head coaches in the SEC this off-season. The article a couple pages back says this salary puts him at about 11th in the conference but I see another article from Dec. 2021 which when looking at the salaries a 5M flat annual salary would put him tied for 6th with Leach and Harsin.

Leach got an extension and slight raise to 5.5 this summer. Stoops' salary increased to 6.75 this season. Pittman also got a raise.

 

[BigSteve09]

I would have waited to see if he covered the 1st Quarter before I gave a raise

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

Y’all know if games on ESPN+ can be recorded or watched later? I’ll be across the river tomorrow night as the Tennessee School for the Deaf takes on the Alabama School for the Deaf. Otherwise known as the 3rd Saturday in September.

 

[SweetasSoda]

We still have Heupel pretty cheap compared to most other coaches. His salary is probably 9-10th in the conference after the bump. Which I like because if we ever needed to get out of that we aren’t nearly as tied down as our SEC counterparts are. Plus he’s got to prove that he should earn top 3-4 SEC money (7.5 to 11 million) That’ll come over time. Now what I’m puzzled about is how Glen Earlbee the OL Coach or however you say his name makes more than Rodney Garner

Isn’t he the offensive coordinator? No, that’s Golesh so not sure why.

 

[volsfan_17]

Y’all know if games on ESPN+ can be recorded or watched later? I’ll be across the river tomorrow night as the Tennessee School for the Deaf takes on the Alabama School for the Deaf. Otherwise known as the 3rd Saturday in September.

Usually through ESPN+ they'll have replays you can watch. No need to set a recording.

 

[JT3]

I thought I read somewhere that Williams was recovering from injury… don’t have a link though.

I do remember something about the an injury but all the info was vague. I'm not saying it wasn't an injury, just strange no other information is available. Hope he plays Saturday tho.

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Leach got an extension and slight raise to 5.5 this summer. Stoops' salary increased to 6.75 this season. Pittman also got a raise.

Gotcha that makes up some of the difference then.

 

[Vol464]

What is hard about laying flat on your back like a plank?

TWSS

 

[engineerVOL]

A Glitch TWSS inception moment, the universe is about to collapse in on itself.

 

[SmokinBob]

If anyone watches the LPGA, they are playing at my home course the week of Sept 26. The Golf Clubs at The Tribute. Check it out---Old American is a tough course and when the wind blows, it's brutal.

On a lighter note, I got my 5th hole in one on Old American #3 last week. It was a 143 yard 7 iron. Cost me a few bucks too

 

[Rishvol]

Isn’t there similar parasite in rodents? A parasite that makes them super aggressive so they will be eaten then it can reproduce in the cats.

That kind of parasite is actually pretty common

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

Y’all know if games on ESPN+ can be recorded or watched later? I’ll be across the river tomorrow night as the Tennessee School for the Deaf takes on the Alabama School for the Deaf. Otherwise known as the 3rd Saturday in September.

I heard @Freak has a sweet YouTube Channel he uploads the games to. Look for VolFreak on YouTube. The game should be there once it is over.

 

[SmokinBob]

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[Enki_Amenra]

Let’s review:

• A worm is formed in the belly of birds and it is spread when a bird poops.
• Snails eat this poop as food.
• After the parasite is eaten, it takes over major organs of the snail, and then lays its eggs, which will grow into larvae that take over its eyestalks (the overwhelming number of larvae moving around creates that dayglo disco effect).
• A bird bites off the eyestalks and eventually disperses more poop that contains the larvae, which can be eaten by snails again, continuing this truly bizarre — and frankly, cool and disgusting — circle of life.
• Meanwhile, the eyestalks regenerate — so, the snail rarely dies even though this seems fairly violent. While they have no eyestalks, this leaves a place for the parasite to essentially ooze out and then dry in the hot, hot sun.

Source: https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/zombie-snails

They didn’t have this in the Lion King when they talked about the circle of life.

So, eventually, the snail turns back into a snail again?

Can the snail turn into a zombie more than once? How long does a snail even live?

 

[drvenner]

PSA: I'm calling out all morans who use this thread for in-game discussion.

Touchdown!! Hell yeah!! Oops, sorry, wrong day, wrong thread. Carry one.

 

[Rishvol]

Let’s review:

• A worm is formed in the belly of birds and it is spread when a bird poops.
• Snails eat this poop as food.
• After the parasite is eaten, it takes over major organs of the snail, and then lays its eggs, which will grow into larvae that take over its eyestalks (the overwhelming number of larvae moving around creates that dayglo disco effect).
• A bird bites off the eyestalks and eventually disperses more poop that contains the larvae, which can be eaten by snails again, continuing this truly bizarre — and frankly, cool and disgusting — circle of life.
• Meanwhile, the eyestalks regenerate — so, the snail rarely dies even though this seems fairly violent. While they have no eyestalks, this leaves a place for the parasite to essentially ooze out and then dry in the hot, hot sun.

Source: https://www.cbc.ca/kidsnews/post/zombie-snails

They didn’t have this in the Lion King when they talked about the circle of life.

Dang @engineerVOL let people think you are on a low level don't confirm it