Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Weezer]

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That cartoon is teaching unwanted touching and sexual harassment!! - Communist @Jackcrevol

 

[99Vol]

Florida/LSU is the noon game Saturday...?

They were afraid of Megan locking lips with big O during a night game…. Un think that…

 

[Weezer]

They were afraid of Megan locking lips with big O during a night game…. Un think that…

So instead they're having a nooner?

 

[butchna]

That cartoon is teaching unwanted touching and sexual harassment!! - Communist @Jackcrevol

Didn’t see no sex…George!

 

[SpringBokVol]

USA!!!!

 

[DarthVol1]

Didn’t see no sex…George!

Hug him and pet him and squeeze him George! And TWSS.

 

[Weezer]

Didn’t see no sex…George!

He patted his bottom multiple times....

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

You don't? I've got the maxims tattooed on mine. My peen tat says, "I will give my all for Tennessee today!".

Must have been in Microscopic writing

 

[Weezer]

I'm still mad they took Elmer Fudd's gun away and retired Pepe le Pew....

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I feel like I’ve accidentally wandered into animal porn , of course Weezer would be involved.

 

[Weezer]

Must have been in Microscopic writing

You guys are so jealous....

 

[Weezer]

I feel like I’ve accidentally wandered into animal porn , of course Weezer would be involved.

I keep things interesting.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I keep things interesting.

For animal lovers

 

[eVOLve]

The hell going on in here?

 

[Weezer]

For animal lovers

Gotta adapt to the audience at hand....

 

[Weezer]

@Orangeredblooded

But now that you're here we can switch to geriatric jokes...

 

[engineerVOL]

The hell going on in here?

Weez ball pointed his peen.
Apparently.

 

[Rishvol]

@Orangeredblooded

But now that you're here we can switch to geriatric jokes...

@InVOLuntary is already in bed though

 

[Orangeredblooded]

@Orangeredblooded

But now that you're here we can switch to geriatric jokes...

As you should so I can laugh at the likes of InVo...

 

[VolsFan-TX]

So the wife says I have to go to a wedding Saturday night. They will have sports on but I would rather sit on my own couch, suggestions on how to get out of this? I’m not ruling out divorce.

At the very least I’m setting expectations that I won’t be sociable with anyone not watching the game and she should expect to mingle on her own.

AirPods or other suitable, less obvious, headphones.

 

[CABVOL]

Video gamers out there- where are you going this year? Cod, battlefield or Halo? I’m usually inclined to buy all 3 but I don’t have the time I did in college to be good at all 3. I’m kind of sick of call of duty and what they’re trying to do pushing people into warzone.. but the Battlefield beta was a mess and Halo is an Xbox thing and I’d have to buy a new Xbox to get it since I still have the OG 2013 Xbox one lol.

Leaving Cold War once the new Battlefield comes out.

 

[VolByLaw]

 

[SweetasSoda]

 

[Batman1948]

So the wife says I have to go to a wedding Saturday night. They will have sports on but I would rather sit on my own couch, suggestions on how to get out of this? I’m not ruling out divorce.

At the very least I’m setting expectations that I won’t be sociable with anyone not watching the game and she should expect to mingle on her own.

Dude, just eat something bad and that's your excuse.

 

[Girth Brooks]