A weird fact about yourself

[n_huffhines]

When I was a kid, I was standing on/kick pushing my big wheel and I wrecked. I fell on the fleshy outside part of my left knee onto the pavement. To this day, when I completely bend my knee, I have this little alien nub that pops out like half an inch, and it's really squishy. It totally freaks decent folks out.

 

[malinoisvol]

Everytime I enter a hotel room or house, I count my steps in case the lights go out.

Uncomfortable in open areas. I'm very comfortable in the treelines or closest to the walls lining the street.

 

[YankeeVol]

I also always face towards the entrance to a restaurant

 

[NorCalVol67]

I also always face towards the entrance to a restaurant

You in the mafia?

 

[YankeeVol]

You in the mafia?

Maybe after retirement. $$$ is WAY better I'm sure. TBH, in my mind I'm like Mitch Rapp (a book series).

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I can’t snap my fingers either. I also can’t wink.

Can you walk & chew gum @ the same time?

 

[pismonque]

I also always face towards the entrance to a restaurant

I do that too. My wife accommodates it without me even asking. Especially at this point in my unoffensive, sedentary old guy life, I have no reason to be that way (if I ever really did) but old discomforts die hard.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I'm from the future.

 

[pismonque]

I'm from the future.

I remember you.

 

[joevol33]

Did that make for some awkward moments when you were invited over to someone's house for dinner?

Not really, I usually do it into a napkin and nobody notices.

 

[Zues1]

I can wiggle / jiggle my eye balls rapidly

 

[NorCalVol67]

Not really, I usually do it into a napkin and nobody notices.

Like Seinfeld with the mutton.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I also always face towards the entrance to a restaurant

Lmao.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I am the man from Nantucket.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I am the man from Nantucket.

Baseball game going on over in the baseball thread. Check in if you got time.

 

[joevol33]

Like Seinfeld with the mutton.

Exactly!

 

[YankeeVol]

Lmao.

I don't know why that's funny...did I miss something?

*unless you meant to also quote the Mitch Rapp part

 

[tumscalcium]

I also always face towards the entrance to a restaurant

That ain't weird, that’s just smart.

 

[tumscalcium]

I’ve been stung by a jellyfish in three oceans.

I woke up with Bell’s Palsy a few years ago. That was something else. Lasted a month.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Not really, I usually do it into a napkin and nobody notices.

Is it that important that you don't eat the last bite? What if you don't have a napkin?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I don't know why that's funny...did I miss something?

*unless you meant to also quote the Mitch Rapp part

No harm meant. I thought everybody faced towards the entrance to a restaurant.....going in.

 

[pismonque]

I’ve been stung by a jellyfish in three oceans.

I woke up with Bell’s Balsy a few years ago. That was something else. Lasted a month.

So, like a left nut droop?

 

[tumscalcium]

So, like a left nut droop?

Ha! Oops!

 

[pismonque]

I’ve been stung by a jellyfish in three oceans.

That jellyfish must really hate you.

 

[YankeeVol]

I'm from the future.

webvol32 (or whatever)?