I always like the guy who used enlightening quotes but got them off just a bit. Example-Don't let Joe get around the delicate equipment. He's like a bull in a Chinese shop.
I work with a guy, let's call him Matt. He is just cursed with the mouthbreather syndrome. The fun part is when he starts to talk politics, he told me the other day he is "physically conservative". I paused and assumed I just heard it wrong so I repeated it back to him. Yup, he is "physically conservative". That's awesome.
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Got a word for annoying employees? We have them all.
Aaron W - Finishes sentences, jumps in middle of conversations that have nothing to do with him, also a one-upper.
James - Knows everything and is never wrong.
Aaron M - Scummy joke guy. Really creepy. Looks like a troll.
Chris G. - Whines... non-stop.
Cindy - Never wrong. It's best to get her and James arguing, then walk away. Also, I think her and GSvol are married.
Gen - Everyone needs to know every small detail about her worthless life.
Me - Poor joke teller.
The one I work with is a Yankee who is alway running down the local school systems- the funny thing is she has the worst grammar skills of anyone I have ever been around. Double negative with every sentence she speaks and uses words in the wrong context all the time.
I would be glad to post quotes tomorrow as they come!