It is going to be a great season and here is why.

#51
#51
Reformed Reader said:
1) WRU

2) Mt McCullers

3) I just bought a three wolves moon shirt. If you do not know the impact of this please see comments.
Amazon.com: The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Clothing

4) Davante Bourque

5) Cordarrelle Patterson

6) Sal Sunseri

Please add any additional points which may contribute to our success. I'll hang up and listen to your comments.
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I love the comments...

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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#52
#52
My god, I must have one now. Thank you for introducing me to the three wolf moon t. I can't wait to get mine.


Best thread on the board by far
 
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#53
#53
"I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there." lol
 
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#59
#59
Is it okay to wear the shirt under orange on gameday?? If so, Amazon.com, here I come!!
 
#63
#63
Reformed Reader said:
So, let me get this straight. You bought the shirt when Lane got here and havent worn it sense? This is where our problems have come from. Three straight years of troubles, because of your neglect.
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Not gonna lie....I just bought one. I feel like I just won the power ball and found the ticket I hid at the mac don's I work at.
 
#65
#65
Reformed Reader said:
So, let me get this straight. You bought the shirt when Lane got here and havent worn it sense? This is where our problems have come from. Three straight years of troubles, because of your neglect.
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I am guilty as charged. I shall wear it under my orange every game from now. I am lousy for what I have done. I will not let you (and more importantly, my 3WM shirt) down again.
 
#66
#66
3wolf moon shirt under Berry jersey + orange pants....one bada$$ gameday outfit!!

V,B!!
 
#68
#68
The stars are aligned. We're gonna have a good season, and a reason to be proud of the vols again.

And the year after? LOOK OUT.

Dooley's building a juggernaut.
 
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