'89 Movie: Christmas Vacation Humor Thread

[KingtUT]

That sounds very depressing.

Sounds fantastic to me.

 

[jbr82]

Yeah, thats what I meant

By the way, Elf comes on directly after Christmas vacation. I can't decide which one I like better

Christmas vacation to me. Never been a huge fan of farrell

 

[chatavol]

Tis the season to be merry!
That's my name
No sh*t?

 

[orangeluvr]

Sparky is super…..

 

[TWVol]

Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career." Clark: "College?" Eddie: "Carnival." Clark: "You got to be proud." Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?" Clark: "No." Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."

 

[KingtUT]

Christmas vacation to me. Never been a huge fan of farrell

Not a huge fan either but love him in Elf. I actually don't care for Chevy Chase either but love him in CV

 

[Ray Zalinsky]

Not a log. I don't have a log. Not in the sense that you think.

 

[Dave1967]

I like it when the tree flash burns and the uncle is smoking a cigar with his back on fire

 

[RedStickVOL]

Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*#king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.

 

[RedStickVOL]

Fa la la la la la la la la... Take it Russ!

 

[RedStickVOL]

Audrey: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
Clark: No, I have one of those at home.

 

[Dave1967]

It's funny also when Clark tells the kids that Santa has been sighted and Cousin Eddie asked "Are you s**tting me?"

 

[RedStickVOL]

Todd: Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!
Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?
Todd: I don't *know*, Margo!

 

[RedStickVOL]

Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen: Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.

 

[RedStickVOL]

Art: You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.

 

[RedStickVOL]

It's funny also when Clark tells the kids that Santa has been sighted and Cousin Eddie asked "Are you s**tting me?"

You serious Clark?

 

[Dave1967]

You serious Clark?

Thank's for the correction,sorry i got it wrong

 

[jacobyvoln27]

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[ValricoVol]

Classic

 

[AllVolinGA]

You ain't never seen a set on a dog like that, Clark.

 

[volinSmyrna]

gets me every time.

 

[movinonup]

We're at the threshold of hell.

 

[pcvolfan]

You're the last true family man.

 

[livefaith]

"Play ball"

 

[ionaVOL]

I love the jello with cat food in it and the turkey that busts open when Mrs Griswold tries to cut it.

Well I don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoying it!