'89 Movie: Christmas Vacation Humor Thread

[volatil]

Eddie coaches in the SEC

 

[volger]

 

[Boston Vol]

Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

 

[fade route]

Bend over and I'll show ya

 

[DSMVol]

"Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show ya"
Lol no Christmas is complete without watching it at least once

 

[I40VOL]

Can it get any hooter, hotter in here.
Cant see the line can you Russ

 

[fade route]

My son is preparin for his career.
College?
Carnival

 

[chavisut]

Bend over and I'll show ya

I wasn't talking to you.

 

[Boston Vol]

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

 

[Boston Vol]

If that thing had nine lives, she just spent em all

 

[Biopsyman]

Phoebe Cates....

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

Clark! I don't want to spend the Holidays dead!

 

[volatil]

That's the gift that keeps on giving

 

[I40VOL]

Dad that tree wont fit in our yard, its not going in the yard Russ, its going in our living room

 

[fade route]

Lotta sap

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

"Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show ya"
Lol no Christmas is complete without watching it at least once

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me that way!

I wasn't talking to you.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.

Ah, it's all part of the experience, honey.


She'll see it later...her eyes are frozen right now.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Lotta sap

Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

And this here is our pride and joy...Snots. Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly.

He's got a little bit of Mississippi leghound in him. Word of warning...if he lays into you, it's best to just let him finish.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

My all-time fav. Christmas movie. Here's my contribution to this "awesome" thread:

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

 

[BigorangeBoy]

...he was a beastly, bulging man...

 

[dyllisvol42]

You taught me everything I know about exterial illumination.