'89 Movie: Christmas Vacation Humor Thread

[Tennessee Golfer]

Oh Aunt Bethany you shouldn't have.

Oh no did I break wind?

 

[Ron Swanson]

So does a washing machine.

 

[illvol]

"Don't throw me down Clark"

 

[hardyemt_p]

nervous? $hiting bricks. you shouldn't use that word. sorry $hiting rocks

 

[illvol]

"Tis the season to be merry"

"That's my name"

"No sh*+"

 

[rekinhavoc]

Clark: So, when did you get the tenament on wheels?
Eddie: Oh, that uh, that there's an RV. Yeah, yeah, I borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house, I took the RV. It's a good looking vehicle, ain't it?
Clark: Yeah, it looks so nice parked in the driveway.
[Raises glass to his mouth]
Eddie: Yeah, it sure does. But, don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

 

[Dave1967]

I love the jello with cat food in it and the turkey that busts open when Mrs Griswold tries to cut it.

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

Ellen: What are you looking at?

Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an a**hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

 

[itsme]

Favorite line
"I don't think I want to got sliding down hill with nothing between my brain and the ground but a piece of goverment plastic. Plus if this got damaged, my part just wouldn't do right."

 

[Hacksaw]

"Talk about pissin' yer money away."

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

Clark: I can't believe you're standing here in my living room, Eddie. Never thought the day would come.

Eddie: Yeah I'm excited about it too.

 

[Hacksaw]

"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on givin' the whole year."

 

[KokoBVol]

7 pm est on ABC Family tonight

 

[Sin City Vol]

Love Cousin Eddie

 

[Dave1967]

7 pm est on ABC Family tonight

I'll listen to the Bowl game and watch that.:crazy:

 

[TNVolunteerGrad]

A timeless classic for all generations. "S*****R was full!"

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Look kids, a deer.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Eat my rubber!

 

[EastTN]

Did I break wind?

Jesus....hell no did the room clear Bethany? He's talking about the presents

 

[KingtUT]

"The little lights, there not twinkling"

 

[chad4930]

The blessing!

 

[jbr82]

Art: " Those little lights aren't twinklin

Clark: " I know, Art, and thanks for noticing

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

My tradition for the last 8 years is to watch this around 9 every Christmas eve with a bottle of Jack.

That sounds very depressing.

 

[jbr82]

Helen. " Clark, we're stuck under a truck

Clark. " Don't you think I don't know that?

 

[KingtUT]

Art: " Those little lights aren't twinklin

Clark: " I know, Art, and thanks for noticing

Yeah, thats what I meant

By the way, Elf comes on directly after Christmas vacation. I can't decide which one I like better