preacherwebb
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I work in Little Rock and have already started being harrassed by Pig fans in anticipation of the game in October. Some turd lifted my windshield wipers straight up and wrote Hogs in the dust (it just rained so my windshield is a bit smudgy). Unfortunately for them, I have a buddy at the security desk that is going to pull the footage of the parking lot to tell me who it was. They will soon be sporting a Tennessee magnet in a conspicuous place that hopefully they won't notice for awhile Any other prank suggestions that won't get me fired?
I work in Little Rock and have already started being harrassed by Pig fans in anticipation of the game in October. Some turd lifted my windshield wipers straight up and wrote Hogs in the dust (it just rained so my windshield is a bit smudgy). Unfortunately for them, I have a buddy at the security desk that is going to pull the footage of the parking lot to tell me who it was. They will soon be sporting a Tennessee magnet in a conspicuous place that hopefully they won't notice for awhile Any other prank suggestions that won't get me fired?
I lived in Arkansas for a bit and all my in-laws are razorbacks so I feel your pain lol.I work in Little Rock and have already started being harrassed by Pig fans in anticipation of the game in October. Some turd lifted my windshield wipers straight up and wrote Hogs in the dust (it just rained so my windshield is a bit smudgy). Unfortunately for them, I have a buddy at the security desk that is going to pull the footage of the parking lot to tell me who it was. They will soon be sporting a Tennessee magnet in a conspicuous place that hopefully they won't notice for awhile Any other prank suggestions that won't get me fired?
:lolabove:Craft a prison-knife using a spoon filed to a point, bar of soap, and some floss. Wait in the employee breakroom and shank that pig multiple times when he comes to refill his coffee cup. Drop it quickly and walk away in a calm manner. This prank never gets old. Cannot tell you how many laughs we've had over the years reminiscing about this exact prank. Good luck.
Not really a sports related gag but if you see who it is and you know or can get their phone #, open a craigslist ad and post that you're selling a Xbox One with two controllers and 5-6 games for $250. Put his phone # as the contact. Dude will get blown up with 100 phone calls and 250 texts within 48 hours.
Guaranteed.
GBO!!
I work in Little Rock and have already started being harrassed by Pig fans in anticipation of the game in October. Some turd lifted my windshield wipers straight up and wrote Hogs in the dust (it just rained so my windshield is a bit smudgy). Unfortunately for them, I have a buddy at the security desk that is going to pull the footage of the parking lot to tell me who it was. They will soon be sporting a Tennessee magnet in a conspicuous place that hopefully they won't notice for awhile Any other prank suggestions that won't get me fired?
I work in Little Rock and have already started being harrassed by Pig fans in anticipation of the game in October. Some turd lifted my windshield wipers straight up and wrote Hogs in the dust (it just rained so my windshield is a bit smudgy). Unfortunately for them, I have a buddy at the security desk that is going to pull the footage of the parking lot to tell me who it was. They will soon be sporting a Tennessee magnet in a conspicuous place that hopefully they won't notice for awhile Any other prank suggestions that won't get me fired?
Not really a sports related gag but if you see who it is and you know or can get their phone #, open a craigslist ad and post that you're selling a Xbox One with two controllers and 5-6 games for $250. Put his phone # as the contact. Dude will get blown up with 100 phone calls and 250 texts within 48 hours.
Guaranteed.
GBO!!
Rocky, once you find out who he is -- assuming you and his wife don't know each other -- call his home number (from a pay phone) a few times over a period of days, ask for him, and then just hang up when his wife says he's not there. After about three times doing that, switch to hanging up as soon as you hear her voice. Do that a few times, too.
He will be in such deep poop for the rest of the year, he won't have time to worry about messing with cars in the parking lot. Poor bastiche. :good!:
HEY! THAT AIN'T FUNNY! It's awesomely funny.
When I got to Hurlburt Field, Fl, there was no question as to where my loyal'Ts aligned. One day, my oldest son and I are driving down the road when out of the blue he asked, "Dad, I thought you didn't like the Florida Gators? I replied, with much restraint, "I loathe the gators!".
Then he replied, "Why do you have a Gator bumper sticker on the back of the van, then?
Needless to say, I made a pull off, yes made, and tore that damn thing off.
42 guys and gals who were assigned to me, ejoyed the hell outta working the following Saturday. From that day on, we had a bond. Good times!
I bet you're the life of the party! Lighten up and have a sense of humor.