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would you rather turn into a florida fan or stab yourself in the eye with a fork.








be creative with your choices
 
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would I just be an average Florida fan, or, thanks to this contest, could I choose "Florida Fan" and not be pretty much likely to stab myself in the eye anyway?

 
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would I just be an average Florida fan, or, thanks to this contest, could I choose "Florida Fan" and not be pretty much likely to stab myself in the eye anyway?



Would you rather spend 10 minutes manually extracting sperm from a bull for test-tube breeding purposes, or spend 10 minutes being quizzed by your grandmother about whether, at their age, it is a good or a bad thing for her to fake her orgasms?
 
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#4
I'll take the grandmother thing...both of mine are gone. HAHA!

Would you rather be eaten alive by rabid dogs or spend your life as a bammer? And by bammer I mean the lowest common denominator of bammer (trailer and all).
 
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#5
ill go with be eatin alive by rabbid dogs cause if i lived in a trailer park it might happen anyways.

would you rather have all of your toes choped off or have to box mohamed "the greatest" ali
 
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#6
box cause i know even though im gonna get the crap beat out of me wounds like that heal

would you rather get your face scratched by a cat or bit by a dog
 
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#7
already been bit in the face by a dog so I guess I'll go with the cat just the have a new experience

Would you rather lose in the 1st round in March or lose to Vandy in November?
 
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#8
vandy cause we can get over that


would you rather watch broke back mountain or get a belly dance from your mother
 
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#9
watch broke back cause ill get over that and forget about it but a belly dance from my mom would scar me for the rest of my life

would you rather go to jail and be bubba "good friend" or go out with a girl that says she is saving herself for maraige and when you get maried you find out that she is a he.


last one courtesy of a recent jerry springer show
 
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#10
Id rather marry the girl and find out she's a man. At least I could run away from that package.

Would you rather go skinny dipping in a snapper infested lake, or date a german girl with hairy pits and legs that was allergic to shaving cream?
 
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#11
im sure i could find somtin else to lather her up wit so im goin wit the german

would you rather play for fla or bammer
 
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#12
florida because at least i could see the florida st. cowgirls once a year

would you rather wrestle in cole slaw with brodie croyle or box in the shower with nate robinson
 
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cole slaw i dont know why just played eni mini miny mo

would you rather thumb wrestle or arm wrestle
 
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#15
arm wrestle so i could show off the guns

would you rather play foorball for a living in the nfl making millions of dollars or be the "donald"
 
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#16
Play football in the NFL- instead of becoming a never-ending joke you just fade into obscurity once you lose it...


Would you rather be a Black or an Arab African American in the US today?
 
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(notice the propaganda about the "African American" term. Please cite me. The royalties aren't much, but citations are how academics get babes- CWVIII)
 
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neither. Saddam is in custody and will get his reward. Osama Bin Laden...I'd bring him back alive if for no other reason than for him to look into the eyes of the widows, widowers, and orphans....and the cash reward would'nt bother me. :post-20645-1119625378:
 
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Marcus Vick


Would you rather have George Bush or Bill Clinton as your president?
 
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