would you rather

#28
#28
just call me chef el grande

would you rather be bodypainted orange with a white power T on your back and streak across the gator 50 yard line or lose to the gators next time?
 
#29
#29
Where's the paint? We've got some work to do!

Would you rather win a million dollars or get to do whatever you want to with Jessica Simpson for 30 minutes?
 
#30
#30
I'll take the cold mill

would you rather slide down razor blade into a bucket of alcohol, or dive into a molten metal furnace bathed in gasoline?
 
#31
#31
Give me the blade I guess. I can't stand fire.

Would you rather have all of Bill Gates's money or all of Hugh Hefner's women?
 
#32
#32
think it was John Lennon that said........money cant buy me love....Ill take the cash,Thx Bill

Would you rather be IRS audited or sued by your neighbors
 
#33
#33
Sued by the neighbors. At least you have a slim chance of winning there.

Spend one season as a die hard bammer or spend one season with no football at all.
 
#34
#34
no football. cause if your a bammer theres no hope for a good season anyways

would you rather marry into a family of bammers or only watch soccer for the rest of your life and no other sports
 
#35
#35
Oh God do I have to choose :puke: I would say marrying into a family of bammers so I could still watch football, but then I'd have to think of what kind of genes I'd be infecting my future kids with, so I'll have to do without football for life and live with soccer I guess :banghead:

Find out your wife is a closet bammer or find out she is a closet lesbian?
 
#36
#36
find out shes a closet lesbian cause ive had dreams about that before

Would you rather get kicked in the groin ten times or set your hair on fire?
 
#42
#42

All Star game, I went to Spring Training game ( Braves/ Astroes) last week.

Would you rather date an easy girl or a rich girl?
 
#43
#43
rich girl... many, many more benefits when you get right down to it.

alright women, a rich guy or a sweet guy?
 
#44
#44
Both? :whistling:

Sweet, money is nice, but.................................sweet.

Dang, phone rang, scared me and I forgot to ask a question.

Would you rather go camping or go to an amusement park on vacation?
 
#47
#47
football

would you rather get hit by a car and live to tell about it or get shot and live to tell about it
 
#48
#48
shot. Id say pull that trigger tough guy and see what happens.....after being shot id strangle the punk, then seek proper medical attention.....lol

would you rather be democrat or republican, on judgement day?
 
#49
#49
republican now, republican on judgement day

would you rather be an actor or in a rock band
 
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