Wish is granted

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're grilling potted meat

I wish I didn't have to work with the queen tonight

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but she's waiting for you at home


I wish I could've slept

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you overslept

I wish I was asleep right now

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but the queen comes in and fondles you


I wish I could get this loom fixed

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but it breaks again in 5 minutes


I wish it was 7pm so I could watch some COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!!!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the cable goes out

I wish the queen would just stay in Ohio permanently

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you get one twice as bad



I wish I was still asleep

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you sleep till Sunday and miss the game

I wish I didn't have to run to the store

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you have no food all weekend

I wish my time off didn't fly by

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but motor mouth screws everything up while you're out

I wish it was time for kickoff

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you fall asleep and miss it



I wish my allergies would settle down

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted, but choke on your Allegra
Wish Grier would fail another steroid test before tomorrow and transfer to FAU with Kiffin community college

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but we always make the backup QB look like Tom Brady

I wish JG would play like Tom Brady tomorrow night

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but he gets busted for deflated balls

I wish college football season never ended

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it means Alabama goes 52-0 every year

I wish I could get my hair cut by the lady that Z06 post a picture of in the girls of WV thread

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but I'm first.

Wish I was 42 yo again.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you look and feel 80

I wish I still weighed what I did in HS

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you only get to eat kale


I wish I could miss work tonight

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but your fired

I wish it was 5

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted,but you're not potty trained

I wish I could be this lazy all the time

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you become immobile


I wish I could go ahead and start the smoker

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you overcook everything

I wish the chili was done

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you stay on the toilet and miss the game



I wish we'd dominate WV today

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you sleep through it

I wish it was time for kickoff

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you get called into work for an emergency


I wish Windy's luck would change today