Wish is granted

Granted, but it's because you're sick


I wish it was Friday!
 
Granted, but tomorrow is twice as bad


I wish Blake Lively and Maria Taylor would move next door
 
Granted, but it's because you're bored because Maria is always at my place and you're lonely šŸ˜


I wish my nose wasn't itching
 
Granted, but you have to clean house, now the grass, and help someone move


I wish motor mouth would shut up for once
 
Granted, but you have to listen to him pre recorded over the loudspeaker in auto repeat.

I wish every night would go as smoothly as tonight did
 
Granted, but you never get a day off


I wish I had it in me to be lazy like these guys
 
Granted, but you sleep through football season

I wish I was already at the game
 
Granted, but Bubba is there and in the mood


I wish I was sleepy!
 
Granted, but you get called in for an emergency

I wish my Ribeye was already done
 
Granted, but it's because the site crashes


I wish I could get exercise by just thinking about it
 
Time to bring back a old favorite

Granted, but your wearing yoga pants in your thoughts

I wish liberals would vanish
 
Granted but somehow they all make their way back across the Mexican border, illegally.

I wish Tennessee wins the College Basketball National Championship.
 

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