Wish is granted

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but all your hair falls out.


I wish i had a pool.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but all the neighbors peein it

I wish it was 10

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're beat up by a 13 year old girl


I wish it wasn't gonna rain all week

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, it's 105° with 90% humidity

I wish I didn't have to be up this early

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, but you overslept and missed your appointment.

I wish I could just say f it and go on the road.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're going to Alabama

I wish I didn't have to greet this morning

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but everyone slaps you instead of saying hello


I wish I didn't feel bad for them being shorthanded and just stayed home tonight

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but they leave it all for you to do tomorrow

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's Lima beans


I wish I could could nap more

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have x rated dreams about Flo from progressive

I wish I didn't forget the ice cream

 

[malinoisvol]

Granted, Windy is gonna be happy you left it for her.

I wish i hadn't bit into that persimmon.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, it was a ghost pepper

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're excited by watching granny porn


I wish I didn't feel bad about not going to work tonight

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's because you went on in

I wish I had taken the whole week off

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you have to work around the house everyday


I wish I had a Ribeye right now

 

[Tin Man]

Granted, but it's utility grade cooked medium rare

I wish someone else was awake and posting to VN

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but only in the pf

I wish I was motivated to get on up

 

[Tin Man]

Granted, but only in the pf

I wish I was motivated to get on up

Granted, but now, James Brown's Sex Machine is stuck in your head.

I wish it was Saturday, August 1.

 

[dan4vols]

Granted, but it’s August 1st 2015. I wish I was already watching talking heads reaction to Tennessee ‘s victory over WVU

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but they're still running us down

I wish it was Thursday

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but your cable goes out for a week


I wish I could stay home tonight and sit on my finished deck!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but your cable goes out for a week


I wish I could stay home tonight and sit on my finished deck!

(That could easily be read the wrong way )

Granted, but you're not getting paid for the entire week

I wish the humidity would back off

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's because of a blizzard


I wish I had some oops all berries

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you forgot the milk

I wish I had some blueberry pancakes

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you drop them in the floor


I wish I could use my new grill tonight