Wish is granted

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's all nasty


I wish I wasn't still sore

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's because you missed the gym

I wish I felt this good all the time

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's because Bubba gives you good massages


I wish people around work wasn't lazy

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it makes you lazy

I wish I had a hot brunette to give me a massage

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's a guy


I wish Windy's luck will change next Saturday

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted

I wish the same thing

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but we lose home games she attends


I wish all my bills were paid off

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but now you have to pay off mine

I wish I had a big bowl of chili for lunch

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you get gas so bad your wife makes you sleep outside


I wish I could go back to sleep

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but the alarm clock with Bamas fight song will go off in the middle of your sleep


I wish I could finally get SOA watched on Netflix

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the ending sucks

I wish I had an alarm clock that played Rocky Top

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it only goes off based on last year's production


I wish I was at the beach right now

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's a nude beach for senior citizens

I wish I was off today

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're stuck at that nude beach


I wish I had a Ribeye right now

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's the last one this year

I wish certain people believed in honesty

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but their all recovering addictive liars

I wish I didn't have to go home and mow my yard

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's snowing

I wish it was snowing

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but your mowing my yard

I wish BDubs delivered

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but not what you ordered

I wish people weren't morons

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but nobody talks to you now


I wish these goobers would shut up and go to work

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you still have to do all the work

I wish somebody hadn't stolen my pillow

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you still can't sleep


I wish I didn't have to get up at 6

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, you have to wake up at 5 instead

I wish I hadn't woke up with a stiff back

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted but you woke up with a horrible headache

I wish people knew how to drive

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Grant, but only a small portion

I wish I had a transporter like in Star Trek