Will new coach cuss? Do you care?

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#204
Well, since we appear to be going in that direction anyways, what historical figure would you most like to see on the sidelines at Neyland?

My vote, Attila the Hun
 
#206
#206
yes i hope our coach cuss's and belittles our players when they make a mistake. especially the ones struggling with a low self esteem! NOT!!!!
 
#210
#210
Rick James would be a helluva coach. Before an away game he'd be at midfield grinding his feet in the opposing team's logo.

"Darkness!"
 
#211
#211
jbeard82 said:
yes i hope our coach cuss's and belittles our players when they make a mistake. especially the ones struggling with a low self esteem! NOT!!!!
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If they can't take a little coaching, perhaps they should try theater or interior design.
 
#213
#213
Pablo Escobar...he could provide 100,000 drugs before every game, and we would no longer care about football
 
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PhirePhil said:
Pablo Escobar...he could provide 100,000 drugs before every game, and we would no longer care about football
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Providing 100,000 people with cocaine is probably a terrible idea, I can't imagine many of them making it out of the stadium alive. For this reason, I submit Pablo Escobar's name to the University of Alabama for a possible successor to Nick Saban.
 
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#217
I'll go way back: Andrew Jackson. He has the Tennessee ties and is an undeniable hardass.
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#218
#218
Why is this a thread on the message board?

Why should it matter if he cusses? I hope the new coach has the dirtiest mouth in all of college football. Why? Because, it shows that he's pissed off and hopefully the players will see that and be like "oh crap the HC is pissed!" and then start playing harder! Instead, jsut sitting there showing no expressions, what's that going to tell the players? Nothing!
 
#220
#220
I would prefer our new coach to drink Jack Daniels straight from the bottle on the sidelines, and only Jack. Then in the post game press conference exclaim,"Evan Williams is full of sh**."

Also, I would like for our new coach to legally change his middle name to "Mother ****ing"
IE Butch Mother ****ing Davis.
 
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#222
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the.one.the.only said:
I would prefer our new coach to drink Jack Daniels straight from the bottle on the sidelines, and only Jack. Then in the post game press conference exclaim,"Evan Williams is full of sh**."
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Especially when we play Kentucky. That'll show those bourbon-drinking pansies!!!
 
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the.one.the.only said:
I would prefer our new coach to drink Jack Daniels straight from the bottle on the sidelines, and only Jack. Then in the post game press conference exclaim,"Evan Williams is full of sh**."
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HAHAHA!!! Holy ****! This is hilarious...I must agree though, that would be one Hell of a site!
 
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#224
#224
Just a sight that is funny in my mind.

A coach that styled one of those over-sized cowboy hats (i.e. Dumb and Dumber when the little old lady steals Lloyd's wallet and goods). Big cowboy hat, but dead serious coaching. Think Bum Phillips but just on a grander scale.
 
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Business said:
Just a sight that is funny in my mind.

A coach that styled one of those over-sized cowboy hats (i.e. Dumb and Dumber when the little old lady steals Lloyd's wallet and goods). Big cowboy hat, but dead serious coaching. Think Bum Phillips but just on a grander scale.
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You know they're right! Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Don't you go dying on me!

Hah or what if they had those oversized sunglasses, or like one of those segways on the sideline. Man, I would laugh the entire game!
 
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