What Products Need to Change their Names

[GordonC]

Someone in England is playing along:

Kellogg's cereal boxes 'racist' suggests ex-MP

If you don't stop with the leprechaun/elf references, some are going to be offended. HA
@joevol33

 

[volinbham]

If the Pillsbury doughboy was hairy I'd be pretty sure they were making fun of me.

 

[RavinDave]

Southern Living

 

[GordonC]

If the Pillsbury doughboy was hairy I'd be pretty sure they were making fun of me.

Plus, it has pill in it.

 

[RavinDave]

Captain Crunch

Militaristic, not allowed

 

[Wireless1]

"Lucky" and "Charms" aren't specific to just Irish people.
Cracker Barrel is named after the barrels of soda crackers you used to be able to buy from at old country stores, it's not a reference to the derogatory "cracker" term used for white people.

Do not let the truth get in the way of my offended ideas

 

[Franklin Pierce]

Moon Pies and RC Cola.

 

[volinbham]

Moon Pies and RC Cola.

best bar band ever

 

[StarRaider]

white sugar
brown sugar
Brown Sugar (and a whole bunch of other RS songs).

 

[StarRaider]

You have exactly zero sense of humor.

got to have an IQ north of 100 to have a sense of humor.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Papa John's

Little Debbie

Little Debbie is really false, hurtful advertising. The name should be changed for accuracy and to be more inclusive for plus sized ladies. The word Big could be considered offensive but I think the fact she's white is way more offensive. Perhaps use Stacey Abrams photo on the package to promote equality and snack cake unity.

 

[ETV]

Racist Irish whiskey.

 

[SmokyRiverDog]

Aunty's Spotted Dick

 

[GordonC]

Aunty's Spotted Dick

.

 

[RavinDave]

Ivory Soap

 

[RavinDave]

Black and Decker

 

[GordonC]

Irish Spring fails to empower summer, autumn, and winter

 

[McDad]

 

[ETV]

Cotton candy will have to be banned.

Not enough. Anything manufactured from cotton will have to be discontinued. Due to its racist past and connections to slavery. So it's rubber onsies and polyester for the left from here on out.

 

[ETV]

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Now they've gone too far.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

WHITE FLOUR!!!!








(White Lily Flour)

 

[RavinDave]

Craftsman

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Oreos

 

[RavinDave]

Not enough. Anything manufactured from cotton will have to be discontinued. Due to its racist past and connections to slavery. So it's rubber onsies and polyester for the left from here on out.

Well, they better hurry up and develop renewable based polymers because petrochemicals will be done away with too. Or we can just all go nekkid.

 

[McDad]

Suggested name/mascot for pancake sauce: