What Products Need to Change their Names

[Vol737]

Honey buns anyone?

Absolutely get rid of that one! Hate it when women call me that! Totally offensive.

 

[Orangeburst]

How about Mounds - wasn’t that like an Almond Joy without the almonds?

Coconut and Almonds...Yum

 

[Vol737]

Don’t know the guy’s name on the box, but this s*** is going down in flames for sure.

 

[RavinDave]

Absolutely get rid of that one! Hate it when women call me that! Totally offensive.

Could be sexist!

 

[Electric Orange]

 

[1972 Grad]

I'm gonna find your place on the cape and fill it with fruit loops!!

You don't really want my wife after you. Her dad's side is from Cocke County. She will kill you.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

It's hard to believe that Fruit Loops have been allowed to exist for so long while being so offensive to the gay, mentally ill community. Same for Yella Wood and those with tiny peckers and ED.

 

[dieseldaddy]

Peterbilt is offencive to test tube babies

 

[NEO]

Double stuffed oreos

Disrespectful to bi racial porn stars who film gang bang scenes.

 

[FLVOL_79]

some specific, some generic:
white castle
cracker jacks
johnny walker black
yella wood
master cylinder
brownies
hoe cakes
mrs dash
mastercraft boats
masterlock
plantation shudders
afrosheen
blackjack
black mammy roofing tar (this one may have changed already)
Washington Redskins
Frito Bandito (changed already, but mentioned because I like him)

lol

 

[FLVOL_79]

Off the top of my head:

Washington Redskins
Atlanta Braves
Cleveland Indians
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Tennessee Volunteers
LSU Tigers
Ole Miss Rebels
New York Yankees
New England Patriots
San Francisco 49er's
Oakland Las Vegas Raiders
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Washington Bullets (lol) Wizards
Boston Celtics
Pittsburgh Pirates
Cincinnati Reds
Ford
Mercedes
Texas Rangers
San Diego Padres
Chicago White Sox
FSU Seminoles
Golden State Warriors
Central Michigan Chippewas
Utah Utes
Chicago Blackhawks
Kansas City Chiefs
The Frisco Fighting Coons
The Wahpeton Wops
Master/Slave relationship in electronics
Baltimore
Maryland
New York
New Hampshire
Virginia
Washington DC
North Carolina
South Carolina
Parris Island
Georgia
New Jersey
Fanta (Nazi coke) fantastisch

 

[37L1]

Bengay

Trojan

Don't apply one to the other.

 

[Boca Vol]

So if a product has a black person or cartoon it's stereotyping and must be removed. If a product has a white person or cartoon on it they, too, must be removed because there is no black representation. Got it!

 

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[DC_Vol]

The Whopper is extremely disrespectful to the Italian community. Something must be done ASAP.

 

[StarRaider]

How about Mounds - wasn’t that like an Almond Joy without the almonds?

sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes ya dont almond joys got nuts mounds dont.

 

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So if a product has a black person or cartoon it's stereotyping and must be removed. If a product has a white person or cartoon on it they, too, must be removed because there is no black representation. Got it!

Yep. BUT... the great thing about stupidity with velocity is that it becomes a punchline and secedes to sarcasm over time. The unfortunate part is that in Fabianism, this is considered a win. It erodes the structure.

 

[John Wick]

Smokey. Hate to tell you folks, but I bet he's gone in a couple of days.

 

[dieseldaddy]

Manwich - maybe Personwich?

Is that you Justin Trudeau?