What Products Need to Change their Names

[1972 Grad]

some specific, some generic:
white castle
cracker jacks
johnny walker black
yella wood
master cylinder
brownies
hoe cakes
mrs dash
mastercraft boats
masterlock
plantation shudders
afrosheen
blackjack
black mammy roofing tar (this one may have changed already)
Washington Redskins
Frito Bandito (changed already, but mentioned because I like him)

The thought of a plantation might make one shudder.

 

[GordonC]

The thought of a plantation might make one shudder.

Not bad

 

[1972 Grad]

Not bad

I was trying to point out the difference between shutter and shudder.

 

[RavinDave]

The thought of a plantation might make one shudder.

Indeed, I was oppressed as an engineer, hired to work for Dow Chemical in their plant built on what was once a plantation on the Mississippi River. Our poor General Manager was even made to live in the adjacent antebellum home. The horror.

 

[evillawyer]

Bimbo Bread because there's nothing wrong with wanting your toast buttered by every boy in the neighborhood.

 

[Zues1]

"Lucky" and "Charms" aren't specific to just Irish people.
Cracker Barrel is named after the barrels of soda crackers you used to be able to buy from at old country stores, it's not a reference to the derogatory "cracker" term used for white people.

Really, how enlightening.

 

[allvol123]

White Men Cant Jump needs to be removed from every streaming service.

 

[GordonC]

I was trying to point out the difference between shutter and shudder.

Yes. I got it. It wasn't bad.

 

[Electric Orange]

"Lucky" and "Charms" aren't specific to just Irish people.
Cracker Barrel is named after the barrels of soda crackers you used to be able to buy from at old country stores, it's not a reference to the derogatory "cracker" term used for white people.

Regarding Cracker Barrel, I dont think we can afford to take that chance. If it offends even one person...

 

[ETV]

Indeed, I was oppressed as an engineer, hired to work for Dow Chemical in their plant built on what was once a plantation on the Mississippi River. Our poor General Manager was even made to live in the adjacent antebellum home. The horror.

The use of this word has also been discontinued. Remember others feelings.

 

[GordonC]

Bimbo Bread because there's nothing wrong with wanting your toast buttered by every boy in the neighborhood.

Not sure this one can be topped.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Black and Decker

That was where I drove my forklift & worked before retirement.

 

[Franklin Pierce]

Bananas

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

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Anyone who likes flipping junk should go buy as many unedited copies as they can on DVD. Prices will skyrocket. I used to see bootleg VHS copies of Song of the South being sold in the 90s.

 

[Franklin Pierce]

Whiteout

The Cultural Marxists love White - OUT

 

[Franklin Pierce]

Tigers will have to be Renamed

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Tigers will have to be Renamed

We used to have one of their restaurant's here in Jackson about 52 years ago....next to I-40.

 

[jaybird_1981]

Anybody say jujube or jujyfruit yet?

 

[RavinDave]

The use of this word has also been discontinued. Remember others feelings.

My bad bro’

 

[RavinDave]

I did not know that.

 

[joevol33]

If you don't stop with the leprechaun/elf references, some are going to be offended. HA
@joevol33

I'm gonba burn everything!!

 

[MG1968]

Hungry Man meals will have to be renamed “undetermined gender neutral person who is hungry but not as hungry as those starving Pygmies in Papua-New Guinea”

 

[Carl Pickens]

Big Red
White bread
Twinkies

 

[RavinDave]

Red Man

 

[RavinDave]

Flying Dutchman