Like you guys, I speak for every single Tennessee fan alive. Like you guys, I know exactly what need to happen to revive the program and fill the stadium every Saturday. Like you guys, I plan on being straightforward and loud when they ask what my problem is because the minimum wage paid phone banker is a great proxy for making myself feel better when I can't talk to anyone that matters.
But those idiots should already know the answer. And if they don't, fire them all. From the phone banker to the President to the boosters to the Governor:
The bathrooms need Charmin. And it's time they pony up for it.