After a frantic, but relentless Google search, I have discovered that Coach Top Herman is the head football coach at Chestfallen College, a D5 program just North of Bellyfull, Texarkafornia. His teams have had perfect 0 - 12 records over the past four seasons. Google made it clear that one should not confuse Top Herman with his brother, Bottom Herman, who is head football coach at Sneeziely College, which is located a few miles South of Coughsville, Wisverflatana. Google also mentions a certain Center Herman who is head coach of Mount Stuman High School which is located near Mount Stuman, Missgatucky. It appears that none of these three coaches have been contacted by the administration at the University of Tennessee for the apparently soon to be open head football coaching position there. However, one Google site said this, "Grumers have it that if Jim Haslam has his say in the matter, Tennessee's next head coach will be Dale Pickle who is the Assistant to the Assistant running backs coach at Possum Flats High School near Cossgagoula, Tenngalina. Yes, after a season of watching our Vols get beaten in such lopsided losses this year, these Google searches are quite the entertainment. Go VOLS ! ! !