VFL-82-JP
Bleedin' Orange...
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Well crap. I have been on your side the entire time but this sentence raises an entire new question. Is a crime only a crime, if the the "victim" suffers the harshest possible result? I punch you for being a jackass, you die, I'm a murderer? I punch you for being a jackass and you live, I'm a hero?
(as much as I would love to pursue JP being a jackass, truth is, he is a likable jackass. Just don't tell him)
This is a really interesting quandary. Well, for those of us bored enough to ponder this. :focus:
Charger, I can't believe you have called me a jackass in public. That, sir, is verbal assault. And would be slander, if it weren't true (sadly, it might be). If you punch me for being a jackass, that will add battery to the charges. If you hurt me a lot so I cry, that makes it aggravated battery. Use brass knuckles or a shank while you punch me, and it's attempted murder.
You better hope I don't live through it, buster, or I'm definitely giving all your money away when Freak starts the pick 'em contest. I was kidding before. I'm super serial now.