The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[jhen713]

How did I know to come here next...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

She wide?

 

[VIF]

Happened to me in ohio with two dudes, it was awesome

:ermm: :hmm: :question:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

:ermm: :hmm: :question:

RD speed, thought it was " hazing"

 

[Behr]

RRrriiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhttttttt!

 

[VIF]

RD speed, thought it was " hazing"

Yeah and he told you it was only a suppository too, huh?hmy:

 

[Thrasher865]

VIF making excellent use of this thread

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Yeah and he told you it was only a suppository too, huh?hmy:

Good grief no, bmw convertable, techno blaring, horrible accents. Thought it was two guys known for their shenanigans with newbies

 

[VIF]

Well you didn't look at it. Lulz it does get annoying but I still think it is funny.

This is not a recommended pickup line.:no:

 

[GBO18]

This is not a recommended pickup line.:no:

Lulz very nice.

 

[Thrasher865]

Wish I could get some of Behr's meatloaf, that sounds really good. Guess I'll wait til tomorrow night to come in with a Boooom.

Disturbing.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I tried to stay away from that..lol

 

[VIF]

Got all mine between prison and the motorcycle club I belonged to.

I guess that explains why he walks with a limp and screams into his pillow at night.:birgits_giggle:

 

[VIF]

fixin to slap you in da head with my penis
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One of the more aggressive pickup lines I've seen.

 

[Behr]

Sup FD!

Will do! Hope your mouth feels better soon.

:unsure:

 

[VIF]

Did you just say you wanted to gouge a man from the back?

begging does not become you.

 

[VIF]

Dang OE, quit peeing on my leg.
I'm trying to have some fun here.

I was bound to slip up eventually. Just glad I caught it before Behr or Trasher.

 

[VIF]

You're not getting away that easy.

What a girl hears just before date rape.

 

[Orangeslice13]

What a girl hears just before date rape.

I knew that post would be here 2 sec after I hit post.

 

[VIF]

Yeah, they are pretty good. Ive played with them for a few years.

He said, when asked about his testicle implants.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I am so glad I never have any posts in this thread!!

 

[VIF]

I am so glad I never have any posts in this thread!!

 

[VIF]

Don't make me go upside your head!!

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore.

Damn, that was fast.

 

[VIF]

Damn, that was fast.

As his girlfriend replied.:birgits_giggle: too easy nerd