The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[NorCalVol67]

I have a great attention... hey look a cookie.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Joe, when you regained consciousness after falling off the step ladder while washing your hands at the kitchen sink and found the dog licking your nads....how long did it take you to make him stop?

Not enough detail. How many steps does the ladder have? How long was he unconsciousness? What made him fall off the ladder?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Not enough detail. How many steps does the ladder have? How long was he unconsciousness? What made him fall off the ladder?

And why was he naked from the waist down.....Never mind, I really don’t want to know why.

 

[Behr]

Yes.

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[malinoisvol]

Not enough detail. How many steps does the ladder have? How long was he unconsciousness? What made him fall off the ladder?

And...What was the temperature?

 

[joevol33]

Eerbody bite me!!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Joe,

What did you say upon entering the all male strip club?

Eerbody bite me!!

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey Joe,

What did you say upon entering the all male strip club?

Didn't have to walk far for that one.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey NEVol,
tell me about that one time at band camp and what u did to that moose

The ugliest moose I encountered. I snuck up on her and her calf... she lost her mind when she saw me.

 

[Tin Man]

It’s the small things in life.

I double dare anyone to do the obvious thing with the above quote.

 

[NEVolFan]

I have a great attention... hey look a cookie.

You definitely have... OH look a Moose.

Me too.

 

[theFallGuy]

Behr what advice did u give to Weezer to not get his BF pregnant?

I was gonna say pull out.

 

[joevol33]

Hey Mal, how'd it go at the new midget male strip club?

Poked, probed, and prodded, but no fix yet

 

[joevol33]

Hey vjc, have you actually sat down yet and realized what an honor it is to be posting with joevol33?

No I haven't, I will have to do that

 

[joevol33]

Nobody has got you yet @Vjcvette so I had to!

 

[Vjcvette]

Hey vjc, have you actually sat down yet and realized what an honor it is to be posting with joevol33?

I am still just taking it all in man.......

 

[Orangeredblooded]

You’re wrong

 

[joevol33]

You’re wrong

Ah bite me!

 

[Vjcvette]

Nobody has got you yet @Vjcvette so I had to!

You didn't have to do it, but you did.......and I thank you......lol

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Ah bite me!

And we’ve been down this road before

 

[joevol33]

And we’ve been down this road before

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey Behr, what special clothing request does TFG make for you when you guys get together?

Commando

 

[rocytop2624]

I double dare anyone to do the obvious thing with the above quote.

Pu-c

 

[rocytop2624]

And we’ve been down this road before

He can tell you to bite him but he better
Not tell you to lick him.