The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Orangeredblooded]

Just for ORB, I didn't lije for tge stinking dawg crap, but that was funny.


* now you gotta burn

Sorry joe, I had to break out the joe language conversion book, took me a minute. Ha Ha Ha



now could someone please take the matches out of joe’s hands, he’s gonna burn down the whole site down.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Behr, what made you stop being interested in women? Was it the first time you were in the back seat of a car with a girl in the late 70's?

after about an hour that stuff got rank, as you can imagine. I was young and didn't think about it. It took several days to get the smell off my hands. I can't even look at it without smelling that smell.

 

[Behr]

Behr, what made you stop being interested in women? Was it the first time you were in the back seat of a car with a girl in the late 70's?

Lulz. Its cheating if you have to alter the original, but that's funny right there. I laughed out loud.

 

[vol445]

I may watch it tonight. The scene with Miss Ballbricker describing the shower scene is still one of the funniest things I have ever seent.

We can put out an apb.

 

[joevol33]

Hey NorCal, why were you blowing kisses ubder tge bathroom stalls at the local truck stop?

You know I have an odd way of showing affection.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Hey NorCal, why were you blowing kisses ubder tge bathroom stalls at the local truck stop?

Would have been so much better if your spelling had been better, thankfully?, we all speak joe now

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey NorCal, why were you blowing kisses ubder tge bathroom stalls at the local truck stop?

What is odd about that?

 

[Behr]

I have no idea what I did. Wrong thread.

 

[theFallGuy]

tgey anf tge

 

[82_VOL_83]

Would have been so much better if your spelling had been better, thankfully?, we all speak joe now

Joebonics, gotta love it.

 

[VolfanTn2Nc]

Hey 445 what happened to the neighbors dog chloe?

Not only did I eat chloe I poured a1 on her when I did it.

 

[VolfanTn2Nc]

Could’ve went a different route but...

 

[82_VOL_83]

Joe throwing his wife under the bus when he asked for a midget porn link:

@Behr my wife said to say thanks for the link to that site.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Rocy, what did you ax that stripper that made her laugh??

Whats yur first name?

 

[malinoisvol]

I spent the day on Barkley.

I like Charles and all, but, not that much.

 

[Behr]

Joe, I heard your collection of ghey midget porn DVD blue ray was stolen. What will you do now?

Guess I'll get another one after vacation, but that was the best $50 I ever spent. Had it for years, I wanna cry

Check with TFG.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Hey Mal,

Did you get your robotic sex doll?

Yes. Got it all mounted and hooked up, cleaned up the mess and zombied out. Dint even get to play with it.

 

[Behr]

Lulz.

 

[Behr]

Lol, "cleaned up the mess".

 

[GordonC]

Hey Joe,

How long did it take that midget chick toting a Nehi soda at the grocery store to convince you that she wasn't the one in the midget pornos you've been watching?

Less than3 hours!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Are we allowed to critique these? If so, I have a few for this last one

 

[Behr]

Are we allowed to critique these? If so, I have a few for this last one

Its encouraged.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Hey Joe,

How long did it take that midget chick toting a Nehi soda at the grocery store to convince you that she wasn't the one in the midget pornos you've been watching?

1. Too much detail, zone posters have a low attention span
2. joe would never give her that much time to explain, without him over talking her

 

[Behr]

Hey Joe, when you regained consciousness after falling off the step ladder while washing your hands at the kitchen sink and found the dog licking your nads....how long did it take you to make him stop?

Less than3 hours!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Hey Joe, when you regained consciousness after falling off the step ladder while washing your hands at the kitchen sink and found the dog licking your nads....how long did it take you to make him stop?

Exactly!!!!