The 'Take Things Out of Context and Post Them In This Thread' Thread

[Tin Man]

This made me belly laugh!!

You want to shake his hand before he wipes the snot onto his pant leg.

 

[Souce]

 

[Behr]

Lulz.

 

[MoodyVol]

So Mr. Weezer, How is the relationship between you and Scooby progressing?

Tomorrow I take the dog to get neutered. I fear if he makes a move, it will be tonight.

oh my...

 

[Weezer]

So Mr. Weezer, How is the relationship between you and Scooby progressing?



oh my...

Better. There's hope for you yet.

 

[MoodyVol]

Mr. Weezer, on the issue of personal hygiene and the advancement of plumbing in the 20th and 21st centuries, how do you feel about the shower?

So washing one out in the sink isn't a thing anymore?

Only for Tin Man..

 

[Weezer]

Mr. Weezer, on the issue of personal hygiene and the advancement of plumbing in the 20th and 21st centuries, how do you feel about the shower?



Only for Tin Man..

Trying too hard. Not enough comedic flow. You'll get better with practice.

 

[MoodyVol]

Trying too hard. Not enough comedic flow. You'll get better with practice.

Zero effort used. Perhaps you need more alcohol.

 

[Weezer]

Zero effort used. Perhaps you need more alcohol.

If only I could.

 

[MoodyVol]

If only I could.

Ahhhh. That does present a problem. I’m only as funny as you are drunk. So... I concede

 

[Weezer]

Ahhhh. That does present a problem. I’m only as funny as you are drunk. So... I conceded

I can't drink. Liver transplant and whatnot.

 

[Behr]

Moody to his first time sex partner..

Zero effort used. Perhaps you need more alcohol.

 

[Behr]

Weezer to his current sex partner when he/she said "make it big"...

If only I could.

 

[MoodyVol]

I can't drink. Liver transplant and whatnot.

Holy batcrap Weezeman! Can you smoke crack?

 

[MoodyVol]

Moody to his first time sex partner..

The first 13 seconds of my sexual exploration and you gotta broadcast it...

 

[Behr]

I'm Just now trying on my new banana hammock see-thru bathing suit.

Pic?

 

[volwindy]

I'm Just now trying on my new banana hammock see-thru bathing suit.

Can't wait!

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

Can't wait!

TWSS (That's What Souse Said). Tell Winders what size it is Souce..

"Giant Size"

 

[tnuhcvols]

Haha ur azz

 

[joevol33]

Behr, why do you allow Souce to run naked around your home?

I just like to be entertained

 

[Tin Man]

html end tags use the "/" character, thus "/thread" is "end thread"

Or more loquaciously, "It is my opinion that this response, which I have quoted and with which I wholeheartedly agree, cuts directly to the core of the issue, and is all that needs to be said. I admire its concise insight, and believe this wondrously short gem to fully cover the issue. The matter having been resolved, we need not consider it any further."

@Behr's nightmare has another player.

 

[Behr]

@Behr's nightmare has another player.

 

[Tin Man]

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

 

[Tin Man]

@Behr, if you're going to post pics of soccer players, choose members of Team USA, who play their first match today in WWC Group Play.

Mallory Pugh, Forward extraordinaire.