the story thread

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#177
A real connection, but Weezer just couldn't let go and love her like she needed because he
 
#181
#181
Which was his dream come true, only TRM started getting tired of the way he would
 
#182
#182
Constantly pick his nose. Its like he was obsessed, similar to Tennessee fans.....
 
#183
#183
Never shutting up about dooley! You'd think they along with Weezer would realize
 
#184
#184
That this was all an illusion. Then Joe woke up and decided never to eat salami before bed again.

The end.
 
#185
#185
is near. But The Johnson-Griners still had their Twister game and Booger Cheek pulled out his Ouiji board. They held a seance and got word that General Neyland was none too pleased with
 
#186
#186
Weezer for trying to end the story. So he told us to take him in the woods and
 
#188
#188
Got jealous. Steamy with fury she ran over and grabbed Weezer and begin to
 
#189
#189
Beat down Joe and Baby oil instead, because as recently converted devout Buddhists they would never harm the beloved Dalai Lama.
 
#190
#190
Then the two she-beasts each picked up tree branches and violated Joe and Baby Oil in unspeakable ways.
 
#191
#191
Having learned his lesson, Joe ran away in fear, but Baby Oil smiled and asked for more.
 
#192
#192
Weezer left to continue spreading enlightenment to the faithful.
 
#193
#193
Joe ran as far as he could, which was like 10, maybe 15 yards, before he ran out of breath, but looking back he saw no one was chasing him and knew he was safe.
 
#194
#194
Suddenly a swirling mist appeared out of nowhere, and from that mist, out rode a chubby Swedish-Korean man on a scooter.
 
#195
#195
Joe had found the mighty zoner 95 Vol Alum, who told him
 
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#197
#197
Always keep in mind Weezer has plans to take over a country for his followers, but
 
#198
#198
There was an uprising to take his DL status. 95 had secretly been planning this with
 
#199
#199
His pet rabbit, But then they realized it wouldn't work because Dalai Lama is more than a title and Weezer would only be reborn. So, deciding to just leave Weezer be, he advised Joe to
 
#200
#200
Help him to become the new Buddha, because he already had a headstart on looking like one of those little gold statues. So he told Joe to seek out
 
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