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they had stirred up the floor dust and the Nose has alergies. She (he?) started launching snot rockets so everybody ducked and covered. Except for Weezer cause he's kind of into...
 
they had stirred up the floor dust and the Nose has alergies. She (he?) started launching snot rockets so everybody ducked and covered. Except for Weezer cause he's kind of into...

German Dungeon porn. So he made everyone that ducked and covered watch him and the nose...
 
Butt hair, and pulled because the smell made them feel
 
Arm pit hair. This was a common custom among people who believed
 
Trump's comb over has magical powers.

Just in the nick of time the group hears "Attack! Attack! Attack!" as the door is kicked in by King Johnny. He had Fulmer following behind wearing a spiked dog collar. Johnny rubbed Fulmer's belly because that gives him super human strength which he needed in order to...
 
Defeat the evil midget saban, the his band of crimson demons. But this was only one of two evil empires, the other was in Gainesville, fl where they were known for their
 
Jorts, family sex, Sharks, alligators, boa constrictors, sink holes, elderly people, retirees, shopping malls, beaches, Tim Tebow, crab stealing, Kardashian shops, Cubans and of course...... The Ole Ball Coach 's fun and gun.
 
Oh yeah, and naked guys on bath salts, attacking and attempting to eat people.
 
We weren't sure there was enough to overcome all if this, but we had a secret weapon which was
 
We all knew just one look at Ron Jovi, and the gators would feel
 
Which is what we were all hoping for, to get them in the same place so we could
 
But Phyllis fell over dead in shock because Tennessee had came to town and slew the giant!
 
Actually, the giant was a midget clad in crimson and adorned with a mullet A.
 
Then everyone decided to make Weezer pay by locking him in a room with D4H
 

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