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[Thunder Good-Oil]

an order of protection against a highly disturbed Weezer due to his jealousy of

 

[joevol33]

Short people. It was no secret he longed his whole life to look a midget eye to eye. However, Weezer could control these feelings by

 

[malinoisvol]

Competing in midget tossing events. This worked until he was caught fapping a...

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

lot to a picture of Jenny Moshak

 

[malinoisvol]

and the moaning was deafening.

 

[joevol33]

It was embarrassing, but he said the reason he did it was

 

[malinoisvol]

his teddy bear just wasn't working for him any longer.

 

[joevol33]

But we all like Weezer so we didn't judge him, though we were worried he was gonna

 

[malinoisvol]

Leave the zone and not allow us noobs to learn the ways of the DL.

 

[joevol33]

But since he had our attention, he stuck around to tell us about the time he

 

[heartvols]

got high on Ketamine and made love to an inflatable shark and

 

[malinoisvol]

then the hookers showed up - too late though, Weezer was too pooped to pop. So he sent them to...

 

[joevol33]

Walmart cause he knew he'd have no competition there. However, Weezer didn't know

 

[joevol33]

That Joe was about to go to Florida, or he would've been asking for pictures.

 

[Weezer]

got high on Ketamine and made love to an inflatable shark and

*quick storybreak, that was not a shark, it was an orca, and it had a blowhole. I thought we had something special and my heart broke when she deflated in my arms.

 

[joevol33]

Heartbroken over his blowhole being gone, Weezer cheered himself up by

 

[malinoisvol]

writing a "How To Properly Deflate Your Blow Hole" article for the Gainesville Free Press. They promptly forwarded the article to the University of Florida,...

 

[joevol33]

With instructions to read, and then shove them. This is when things really got interesting because

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Weezer's gender reassignment was successful despite

 

[joevol33]

Him having both parts anyway. Which we all figured because of the way he

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Has a visit from Aunt Flo every month

 

[joevol33]

And we realized he needed a big box of

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Wine to help him cope with the hormonally affected emotional episodes

 

[joevol33]

Which got him in the mood and started hitting on

 

[malinoisvol]

TRM. This was evident...