The Perfect Day, JP Version:
-- Wake up, pull the gauze off the eyes. Realize the retinal surgery worked, vision is now 20-15.
-- Glance to the left, there's Jennifer Anniston in bed beside me. And she's 20 again!
-- Get up, to the restroom, drink of water, look in the mirror. Wow, I'm 20 again too!
-- Go for a nice 4-mile run just to shake out the cobwebs. Back home to a nice cup of coffee.
-- Check the mail, find an invitation from NASA to join the Class of 2022, Astronaut Corps.
-- Back into the house, flip on the TV to listen to while showering, and wow, just won the $1.3B lottery!
-- Off to lunch and then the spa, where I'll be meeting the Swedish Bikini Team for a nice sauna cycle.
-- After the spa, get dressed and head to an early dinner before the game--run into and fall in love with my wife Jacque, all over again. Write a quick farewell note to Jennifer and the Swedish lasses, I'm now a devoted husband.
-- Get to Neyland just in time for the opening of the T and a night game against our #1 rival.
-- We win, 42-3! At halftime, Greg Sankey announces college football has been amended to run 10 months of the year, with a couple of one-month breaks for the lads.
-- Off to bed with my sweetheart, looking forward to next week's game.
Go Vols!