The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[Biopsyman]

He is no Joseph Ayers

 

[joevol33]

Paul Bain once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

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Loved this one

 

[SteelerVol]

Paul Bain is the only human to ever catch a Leprechaun.
He got him to trade his pot-o-gold for a $50 gift certificate to Calhoun's.

 

[Coachdog]

Paul Bain can hear silent farts


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[edyeary]

Saw some Paul Bain toilet paper the other day. Tough as hell and don't take s*** off no one.

 

[edyeary]

Shoulder pads wear Bain for protection.

 

[edyeary]

SEC players call Paul Bain when they are scared of the dark.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Paul Bain can hear silent farts

Nice first post. Welcome aboard.

 

[Coachdog]

Nice first post. Welcome aboard.

Thank you. Glad to be here.

 

[pismonque]

Thank you. Glad to be here.

2nd post was less compelling.

No worries, I'm sure the 3rd will be dynamite.

 

[TNnative]

Paul Bain is the only human to ever catch a Leprechaun.
He got him to trade his pot-o-gold for a $50 gift certificate to Calhoun's.

It was the Lucky Charm's leprechaun. They found him, along with the remains of Captain Crunch and Count Chocula in the vicinity of Anderson Training center.

Some now suspect Paul Bain of being a cereal killer.

 

[joevol33]

911 operators call Paul Bain when they have an emergency.

 

[Volsick]

So you think defense is your ally?

 

[SteelerVol]

Paul Bain doesn't have to read books. He just stares at one and it reveals its meaning.

 

[He_Made_It]

When Paul Bain throws a boomerang, it doesn't come back.

 

[mrmax86]

Paul Bain can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[roosterjbh]

He actually had a pretty good spring game. He'll probably see mop up time.

 

[QuickSmurf]

Call pain Paul Bain all same yall lame
Paul Bain ball game

 

[TheMookieMonster]

On the first day, god created the heavens and the earth. On Day Zero, Paul Bain created God.

 

[Smallvol#1]

Paul Bain bows to Pat.

 

[joevol33]

Paul Bain bows to Pat.

I was going to post the same.

 

[He_Made_It]

Paul Bain ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Paul Bain never has to break the sound barrier; air politely moves out of his way before he gets to it.

When Paul Bain goes to confession, the priest comes out needing to say 3 Hail Marys.

Wild bears do not poop in the woods when they think it may disturb Paul Bain.

 

[Nasavol]

Pat used to change Paul Bain's diapers...

 

[pismonque]

Call pain Paul Bain all same yall lame
Paul Bain ball game

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