The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[wmcovol]

Coach Butch Jones just announced that Paul Bain has left the team in order to accept the position as "Most Interesting Man in the World".

"He has never lost in the Circle of Life Drill"

 

[Kristy*]

. . .

"He has never lost in the Circle of Life Drill"

Is he 1 for 1?

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

When its a fifty fifty chance, the odds are always 80/20 in Paul Bain's favor.

 

[alexbond45]

Paul Bain is banned from the Tennessee Titans football practices because his glare pancaked a lineman.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

In a preemptive move, knowing that Paul Bain would be going pro soon, the NFL is no longer allowing chop blocks of any kind fearing for the lives of other players.

 

[Nocleats]

There, I said it! God help them!

 

[montanatenn]

Just heard Paul Bain may not be allowed to play this year because he is too mean. An NCAA official was in a bathroom stall beside him and Paul inadvertently sh!t a wildcat.

 

[Orangedogsrule]

There, I said it! God help them!

What are we gonna do if Bain busts











all their heads an we have no one to field a team?

 

[VolBricks]

Why don't you give this up....Bain is never going to see the field





because he's just too damn mean!


How mean is he?


So mean that Big Bad Leroy Brown calls him Daddy.

 

[livefaith]

Is this all true?

 

[CoaxialOrange]

Is this all true?

Duh it's on the Internet

 

[OrngeChkrboardVFL]

Is this all true?

Are you questioning Paul Bain??

 

[Giveem6]

"Question Paul Bain and you shall question death?!!!" Rod Wilks - date unknown

 

[apevol]

Maybe get a hobby or something

 

[robow]

Are you questioning Paul Bain??

No BAIN....NO GAIN ! :clapping:

 

[SteelerVol]

Sharks are pissed because Spike TV is starting a new series...

Bain Week

 

[jonnon111]

Isn't there already a thread for this stupid . . .stuff?

 

[BearCat204]

Isn't there already a thread for this stupid . . .stuff?

i think its in the "get some new material that's not worn out and now dumb as hell" thread

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Is Bain getting his green jacket Sunday?

 

[kiddiedoc]

Is Bain getting his green jacket Sunday?

No.















He's getting ALL of them.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

The thread-merge-potential is strong in this one.

 

[supersmo18]

Duh it's on the Internet

"Don't believe everything you hear on the Internet."
-Abraham Lincoln, 1865

 

[Stoked]

When Paul Bain drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is this all true?

 

[Eugene Hetalia]

People can now follow Paul Bain on twitter, or just look behind themselves because he is following you!