The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

#677
#677
All jokes aside, I've been surprised at the mentions he's made in practice. His presence has obviously been felt and I'm hoping and looking forward to seeing him suit up this fall whether it be in close or blowout contests.
 
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#678
#678
IndianaVolunteer said:
All jokes aside, I've been surprised at the mentions he's made in practice. His presence has obviously been felt and I'm hoping and looking forward to seeing him suit up this fall whether it be in close or blowout contests.
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Jokes? Jokes? You think these are jokes? Been nice knowing you.
 
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#680
Bain tackles entire backfield @ practice...

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To the AMAZEMENT of ALL bystanders...

He is then lauded as he saunters off...

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TAF said:
Bain tackles entire backfield @ practice...

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To the AMAZEMENT of ALL bystanders...

He is then lauded as he saunters off...

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As seen here - he's never practiced with a "black stripe" on his helmet. Dares anyone in the UT athletic department to even mention it...
 
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#682
#682
Seriously though. Bain will see playing time more than you might think. DT depth will allow him to get out there.
 
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#683
TAF said:
Bain tackles entire backfield @ practice...

11851464.jpeg


To the AMAZEMENT of ALL bystanders...

He is then lauded as he saunters off...

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look at that beast! And some people think this thread is unnecessary? This thread will be featured on the ESPN special they'll do after Paul Bain creates football history!
 
#684
#684
I heard Paul Baine's name called on the loudspeaker at the game this Saturday after he made his first tackle on the field. Then everything grew silent as the Earth Stood Still in AWE for but a moment.
 
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#685
#685
Paul Bain is required to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

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#693
#693
Homeless people are afraid to ask Paul Bain for change. The last guy who did got a half dollar scissor kicked up his a**...twice.

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#694
#694
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Paul Bain will beat his a** and take it.

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#697
#697
Ok, I thought I'd tone it down a tad bit, for the younger browsers -- has anyone mentioned "Bain Bain, chitty-chitty Bain Bain" yet?
 
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TAF said:
Bain tackles entire backfield @ practice...

11851464.jpeg


To the AMAZEMENT of ALL bystanders...

He is then lauded as he saunters off...

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Did anyone hear them mention Bain on Dish Network during the O&W game when he made that defensive play in the backfield? I smiled and gave a defensive "fist up".

Dude's gonna make Volnation.com proud. On another note. Looks like he's got the Kahlil type thighs. Those are the type of thighs the NFL coaches want to see. Powerful driving force. Can't imagine Tuttle, Mckenzie and Bain all on the field at the same time. Gonna make the opposing offensive line look like a bunch of Barney Fife's.
 
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