The ofishal zone devotional thread!

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Dumpster fires can be entertaining.

I prefer the KJV, primarily because I enjoy the language. Good to know it is the only bible anyone should have. Should all the other versions be burned? We could do it at Waffle House.
Agree with the bold.

The thing about the KJV that's so annoying is there's a big "KJV only" crowd, and there's a pretty big "The KJV is crap, its not even really a Bible" crowd.

I find one group as bad as the other.
 
Wow at this thread. Lil0 is right to a point. No one has to click on this thread. I just find it out of place in the Zone. Every time I see it rise to the top, I can count on one of two things. Either It’s being used to shove a condescending attitude or others are letting that condescension get to them. Either way, I doesn’t belong in the zone. I’ve long suspected it was being used to be a piece of sand in the eye.
 
Really?

Well preacher, if you don’t know the answer you probably should not be preaching.
Don’t worry about it.
I wasn’t going to get sucked into this with you again but for some reason decided to defend 114. He’s a big boy. He can speak for himself.
shalom
Well returning my offer to get things fixed with an insult. Perhaps you don't want to make things right? Either way I wish you nothing but the best.
 
Well, it's a good thing I have some volnation folks around to help me with that.....
Maybe you could give a devotional lesson on it here and help me out? I would be happy to read it.
Matthew 6:5-6

King James Version:
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

New International Version:
5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.


Peace all, outta here, I hope.
 
Matthew 6:5-6

King James Version:
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

New International Version:
5 And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.


Peace all, outta here, I hope.
This has always been one of my favorites. Our prayer threads make me feel like a hypocrite. However, I know G_d understands why I do it.
 
This hole thread is useless let me have my little bit of Urban Myers fun I get sick of seeing lilo trolling us all the time. I believe I don't need him thumbing me here were I like to enjoy my time with people who actually interact lilo just comes here to throw dirt in our face . That's the way I see it. Go throw stones somewhere else. We have are true thread that prays for people and none of them treat others like this thread does if anything You are Preaching to the choir .
 
Shame we have to put the OP on ignore just to ignore a thread. We can share things like in this in several other threads here in the Zone that aren't dedicated to it and it's fine and appreciated.

When you dedicate a thread to that it opens up an opportunity for argument and attention whoring which I believe is why you're doing it. It seems to be more about you than anything else.

No need to respond because I've put you on ignore. Sorry.
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Funny thing. I was looking for the Bible thread in the pf one day not long ago and couldn't find it. I thought it had been nuked. So I started searching for Big so I could look under his account for started threads, and couldn't find him. Then it hit me. I had him on ignore. Lulz.

Obviously I took him off and this thread popped up and curiosity got to me. Here I is.

Mud slinging in a thread like this is uncomfortable.
 
This has always been one of my favorites. Our prayer threads make me feel like a hypocrite. However, I know G_d understands why I do it.
I’ve never once thought you were doing that to be seen.
You once donated anonymously to Reds medical treatment…. Ya I figured it out….and never asked for any credit or even let on you had done it. You’re no hypocrite
 
Let’s do a devotional….


Zone style.


Today’s word is Sh!t.

Is Sh!t a bad word or is it’s use sinful?
I say no to both.

Let’s try some examples.

Today @Behr has brought good Sh!t to this thread.
Today @Behr s Sh!t has been on fire.
@VolNExile brought good Sh!t as well.
You could say the it’s Holy Sh!t.

Now some would say the word isn’t appropriate or is bad but here’s examples of it’s use to edify and uplift a brother and sister. It’s the use of any word that determines its nature and not the word itself….this rant was inspired by some of the holy sh!t that @Behr brought.

Shalom
 
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Let’s do a devotional….


Zone style.


Today’s word is Sh!t.

Is Sh!t a bad word or is it’s use sinful?
I say no to both.

Let’s try some examples.

Today @Behr has brought good Sh!t to this thread.
Today @Behr s Sh!t has been on fire.
@VolNExile brought good Sh!t as well.
You could say the it’s Holy Sh!t.

Now some would say the word isn’t appropriate or is bad but here’s examples of it’s use to edify and uplift a brother and sister. It’s the use of any word that determines its nature and not the word itself….this rant was inspired by some of the holy sh!t that @Behr brought.

Shalom
If you ain't down with da lort you best start praying and sh!t.
 
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I’ll say this and and shut up and never visit this thread again. I understand what rocy was saying. This thread has no business being in the zone (jokes, fun, etc). Period. I’ll leave it at that.
 
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Romans 5:6¶For when we were yet without strength, in due time Christ died for the ungodly.
7For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die.
8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

This was all of us.... Aren't you glad that God saves old sinners?!?!?!
 
Philippians 4:4¶Rejoice in the Lord alway: and again I say, Rejoice.

There's no other people on the planet that has any more reason to rejoice than God's people!! We have a relationship with God almighty and a home in heaven someday!! We have God continually abiding on the inside of us to help us day by day and a continual companion for when this world forsakes us. What a wonderful blessing to be a child of God!!! We should rejoice and be exceedingly glad and our exalted position in Christ!!
God bless you friend have a great day!!
 
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