The Neverending Story..

#151
#151
somebody smacked jackson in the back of the head and said "give it a rest, you can't wish a win for Miami boy!" ...
 
#152
#152
but he kept wishing anyway. The game was almost over and while everyone enjoyed being there and considered themselves lucky to be able to travel back in time to see it, there was something that the group needed to do and that was...
 
#153
#153
to jump in the time machine and go help the poor guy with the tazer gun find his testicles! But Freak said that he would hurl (after eating all those hotdogs) and LIO said that a true lady would never be involved in a testicle hunt so they all decided to ......
 
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#155
To the nearest Chuck E. Cheese's.
 

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#159
favorite UT duds, Ga broke out his orange spandex jumpsuit, LIO was wearing her sparkly evening gown, Freak was sporting his hat shaped like a hotdog (big orange T on the sides), Storm had a bright orange Sith hood and robe, Jr had his orange fishnet ninja suit, CC was sportin his wife's orange hot pants (give em back please), and OWB was shirtless covered in orange and white grease paint.....
 
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#160
The photos were quickly posted on the web it wasn't long before the site was more popular than Brittany Jackson's. What really surprised everyone was the inordinate number of downloads of the photo of...
 
#162
#162
So, because of the massive amount of interest in the pictures, someone suggested a photoshoot with pictures that could be copyrighted and sold for big bucks on the...
 
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#163
condition that Freak, GaVol, and OWB consented that a portion of the proceeds go toward UTAD, to which they readily agreed. On the day of the photoshoot....
 
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#164
they couldn't find owb. A search party was organized and they finally found him stalking Brittany at the West End Mall.

He claimed he had forgotten about the photo shoot but when pressed on the matter, he finally confessed that...
 
#165
#165
he loves Brittany more than anything and he'll be damned if Freak, GaVol, and Volstorm steal the spotlight away from his 6 ft tall barbie doll with measurements of 38-30-38 and size 10 shoes. He was trying to find Brittany to not only worship her goddessness, but secondly to warn her that her popularity was in serious jeopardy.

LIO shook her head and said...
 
#166
#166
...it just amazes me that these guys get so carried away about a young lady who is so absolutely gorgeous that she would just stop a clock. I mean, thought LiO, what does she have that I don't? As she pondered the question, the phone rang and when she answered...
 
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#168
Originally posted by surrealvol@Jun 26, 2005 3:44 PM
I mean, thought LiO, what does she have that I don't?  ...
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I already know the answer to that.

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#170
#170
Soft and low a voice murmured out of the reciever:

"Underwire is holy. Defy our bulges at your expense. Deny us. Ignore us. We are your tits. Be you male or female, I am tits and you shall have no god before me!"

 
#171
#171
Quickly she hung up the phone because she knew that the person on the other end of the line was not anyone she knew. Then she thought, I cannot believe someone would...
 
#172
#172
make such a DEPRAVED phone call, so she immediately called volmanjr to hire him to watch her house and make sure she wasn't being stalked by this sicko phone caller.
 
#173
#173
....after her third bite of orange sherbet (LIO's favorite comfort food) she was stunned as it occured to her that OWB may be deluded thinkin SHE is brittany Jackson!
 
#174
#174
It made a sort of sense. Though she didn't want to think about either the details or what she'd had to do to gain the knowledge, LIO knew that OWB had a secret.... "disorder"... which revolved around the conviction that no matter what number he dialed, Brittany Jackson would answer.
 
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#175
I have to do something about this, thought LiO. But do I need to do this to help owb or Brittany? As she pondered this question, she saw owb's 1978 Ford Pinto station wagon convertible pull slowly into her yard with the...
 
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