The Neverending Story..

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horn blaring and the stereo belting out La boheme. OWB jumped out of the car, ran to the passenger side, opened the door and lo and behold.......
 
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..out jumped Ronald Reagan in a Brittany Jackson mask and nothing else. As OWB, LIO, and 3 very serious looking secret service agents stood there stupified, Ronnie took off bare-assed down the street, followed a split-second later by Nancy, a beagle, and OWB's high school girlfriend. The latter, who was rather large and apparently had no sense of direction, promptly ploughed straight into the side of the house, yet managed, before she lost consciousness, to announce...
 
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"Whiny Tiny Bama Jama Videos, Inc." When the folks back in her home town in Alabama heard this, they all hollared out, "Infringement, infringement", and immediately began to...
 
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...Look up the word "Infringement" in the dictionary...to just make sure they were using the correct terminology. After all, they weren't accustomed to using words with more than two syllables. Once they realized they were right, they got carried away with their celebrating and...


~*Crystal*~
 
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decided to take the party over to the graveyard where the Bear was buried. So they all loaded up in their beatdown pick-up trucks and formed a caravan to the graveyard while cranking up Sweet Home Alabama on the one speaker they had.

When they got to the graveyard, they were shocked to find..
 
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...that LeeLee and Kirky were there with some lawn chairs and a portable generator which they were using to...
 
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their cameras and broadcasting equipment. They sat down at their makeshift desk and started the show live from Bear Bryant's grave. They were just about into the first commercial break when a storm rolled over the graveyard and......
 
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and Kirk was struck in the head by lightning, when he awoke he exclaimed, " I'm sorry, I'm sorry !" for the near death experience made him realize that...
 
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all this time Kirky and the rest of the ESPN crew have been really hard on Tennessee, but when he had his short visit with God, he realized that God was wearing Tennessee orange. This scared everyone at ESPN so much that.....
 
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they decided to retract Woodson's hiesman trophy and award it to the rightful winner Peyton Manning and promised to....
 
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turn ESPN into TSPN.....where they would cover nothing but the Vols. Meanwhile, Woodson wasn't taking the loss of his trophy lightly. He had been drinking for 5 days straight before he decided that he would......
 
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camp out naked in the TSPN lobby until he got satisfaction. When the police arrived they....
 
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found a belligerent and openly hostile Woodson running around the lobby in nothing but his underArmors singing(more like mumbling) something that sounded a little like the Michigan fight song. Clearly something had to be done, so the officers decided to....
 
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refer to their official police handbook which stated that when a gross wrong had been righted, they were not supposed to interfere. Therefore, they left, but only after telling Woodson to grow up, get with the program, and realize that he never deserved the award in the first place. Whereupon,...
 
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he curled up into the fetal position and started sucking his thumb. Meanwhile.....
 
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poor ol' Tommy Gallion showed up and told poor ol' Chuckie, "Son, I think that what we have here is a reverse conspiracy concerning...
 
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the University of Tennessee, the NCAA, and ESPN and I think that we have a chance to get that trophy back for you." Charles looked up into Tommy's soulless eyes and said....
 
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"Even I wouldn't get in bed with a slimey snake like you for all the trophies in the world!" Then Tommy replied...
 
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You can help me to help you to help me. Brother Jonah will now sing 'hail to the bear' while we pass the offering plate for a love offering to support my evil pla...er quest for justice! yeah thats the ticket!!
 
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At that point things began to deteriorate to the point that the police had to be summoned once again to...
 
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arrest bammers mating with cousins at the announcment of 'An Alabama family tree reunion''
 
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They had all shown up in their best 3 piece leisure suits and pockets full of money because they thought some hot high school recruits would be there.
 
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