The deep thoughts and life philosophy of sumsoonerchick

[SumSoonerChick]

If you live in an OKLA town where your ex and kids live in the family home, and you have an apartment in town, and you have to go to walmart for pleasure, then those two abodes can't be far apart.

Don’t really follow that logic… lol. We live 45 minutes away from each other… and I didn’t HAVE to go to Walmart for pleasure… I just happened to be shopping there and decided to try one on for size…

 

[SumSoonerChick]

If you live in an OKLA town where your ex and kids live in the family home, and you have an apartment in town, and you have to go to walmart for pleasure, then those two abodes can't be far apart.

I mean, technically, I am perfectly capable of pleasing myself without any assistance or toys, but variety is the spice of life…

 

[NEVolFan]

Was in WalMarti today... yup had to look, sumchick is right, ladies little helpers are sold there.

 

[Behr]

Was in WalMarti today... yup had to look, sumchick is right, ladies little helpers are sold there.

What color and size did you get?

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Was in WalMarti today... yup had to look, sumchick is right, ladies little helpers are sold there.

I totally plan on taking a pic next time I’m in there…. Bahahaha.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Apparently I pissed someone off the other day and then again today when I responded….

 

[NEVolFan]

What color and size did you get?

Blue and extra small, like you requested.

 

[Behr]

Blue and extra small, like you requested.

Well, I was thinking about you and not wanting you to chip your teeth.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Boom her sooner!!

 

[GVF]

I mean, technically, I am perfectly capable of pleasing myself without any assistance or toys, but variety is the spice of life…

Just like cooking. Gotta use a few different spices.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

A few Vets I know…
Grandpa
Uncle
Brother
Dad

GV

And myself…

 

[Plano Vol]

I mean, technically, I am perfectly capable of pleasing myself without any assistance or toys, but variety is the spice of life…

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

A few Vets I know…
GrandpaView attachment 410959
UncleView attachment 410960
BrotherView attachment 410961
Dad
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GV
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And myself…
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Wow! They all became Veterinarians? That's amazing!

 

[Grand Vol]

That GV character looks young as hell...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

That GV character looks young as hell...

Yeah… I prefer the older model… I’m just saying.

 

[Behr]

Yeah… I prefer the older model… I’m just saying.

He wasn't that bad. Wow.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

He wasn't that bad. Wow.

I bet this will be in the Out of Context thread by the end of the day...

 

[Grand Vol]

He wasn't that bad. Wow.

I was all kinds of innocent in those days.

Alas, she has corrupted me!

 

[NEVolFan]

A few Vets I know…
GrandpaView attachment 410959
UncleView attachment 410960
BrotherView attachment 410961
Dad
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GV
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And myself…
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That's a drop and give me 20... what did you do?

 

[SumSoonerChick]

That's a drop and give me 20... what did you do?

I got mail…

 

[Behr]

I got mail…

Nudes from @The Ron Mexico ?

 

[rocytop2624]

Serious Question: how would y’all handle a situation where you know you ex isn’t going to be able to afford any Christmas presents for your adult aged children, but you also don’t want them to wake up on Christmas morning without anything? (They are both in college, but still live in the “family” home, where I still pay all the bills, while I live in a one bedroom apartment in the city. … I know… I’m complicated) Divorces and Holidays…

Are you a man? Sounds like how a man gets done. Am I right?

 

[rocytop2624]

Not that legitimate…I have been his cash cow for 20 years, because he’s only worked part time minimum wage jobs since leaving the Army…. …. One of the main reasons I left…

How long you been separated? You should be in the house and he should be out making it on his own.

 

[Behr]

I was all kinds of innocent in those days.

Alas, she has corrupted me!

"Corrupted" enough to do a porn scene with TFG? It don't pay anything but at least you could come on here and make fun of him for it.

 

[Behr]

How long you been separated? You should be in the house and he should be out making it on his own.