The deep thoughts and life philosophy of sumsoonerchick

[Tin Man]

Socks. They wear out. Everybody can use a new pair of socks.

 

[VolNExile]

Socks. They wear out. Everybody can use a new pair of socks.

Socks for Christmas?!? Bah, humbug!

 

[GVF]

Capricorn here… I’m just saying…
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Leo here. I win.

 

[Grand Vol]

Socks. They wear out. Everybody can use a new pair of socks.

 

[GVF]

Hey girl. You Awake ?! I'll be your alarm clock. @SumSoonerChick

 

[82_VOL_83]

Socks. They wear out. Everybody can use a new pair of socks.

Socks for Christmas?!? Bah, humbug!

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LOL, I used to ask for socks and underwear when I was in college. I needed stuff I could use and not some foo foo BS looks good in your room stuff. Otherwise, send $$$$$$.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Sagittarius here, locked and loaded!

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Socks for Christmas?!? Bah, humbug!

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Socks. They wear out. Everybody can use a new pair of socks.

I love socks… I have a bit of an obsession…and a huge collection.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Hey girl. You Awake ?! I'll be your alarm clock. @SumSoonerChick

Nice, but can you do this….

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Did y’all know they now sell vibrators at Walmart? Right next to the condoms, lubes, and pregnancy tests… just thought y’all needed to know….

 

[GVF]

Did y’all know they now sell vibrators at Walmart? Right next to the condoms, lubes, and pregnancy tests… just thought y’all needed to know….

Do you have any idea what the women are gonna look like that buy THAT from Walmart?! Why in the world would you tell us all that?!!!! Gee Wiz.

 

[GVF]

Nice, but can you do this…. View attachment 410708

How to make a woman walk two steps behind on the right in less then 60 seconds...well after she gets her legs back.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Do you have any idea what the women are gonna look like that buy THAT from Walmart?! Why in the world would you tell us all that?!!!! Gee Wiz.

Ummmmm…. They look like me…

 

[NorCalVol67]

What are socks?

 

[82_VOL_83]

What are socks?

Them thangs @Behr wears with his sandals when it gits below 70 deg.

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Serious Question: how would y’all handle a situation where you know you ex isn’t going to be able to afford any Christmas presents for your adult aged children, but you also don’t want them to wake up on Christmas morning without anything? (They are both in college, but still live in the “family” home, where I still pay all the bills, while I live in a one bedroom apartment in the city. … I know… I’m complicated) Divorces and Holidays…

In our lean years, we used to make a bunch of food and give it to family. Wife would bake a sh*t ton of stuff and I would get a couple of Butts and smoke them and make some pulled pork BBQ . We would make 2 or 3 casserole dishes of homemade mac & cheese. Couple of pots of chili and a couple of pots of homemade soups. Then we would divide it all up and freeze it and give it to our families.

Nowadays... Here's a gift card, knock yerself out.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I'm guessing if you buy your vibrator at Walmart you're probably using the self checkout


See what I did there???

 

[Behr]

Them thangs @Behr wears with his sandals when it gits below 70 deg.

I dont wear sandals.

Home many times do I have to tell you nimrods?

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I'm guessing if you buy your vibrator at Walmart you're probably using the self checkout


See what I did there???

Good one….
Although, they have anti theft devices on them, so technically not possible … apparently they are a hot commodity in the hood… bahahaha.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Good one….
Although, they have anti theft devices on them, so technically not possible … apparently they are a hot commodity in the hood… bahahaha.

Just hope you arent buying one thats been returned...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Just hope you arent buying one thats been returned...

 

[GVF]

Good one….
Although, they have anti theft devices on them, so technically not possible … apparently they are a hot commodity in under the "hood"… bahahaha.

Fixed

 

[GVF]

Ummmmm…. They look like me…
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If you live in an OKLA town where your ex and kids live in the family home, and you have an apartment in town, and you have to go to walmart for pleasure, then those two abodes can't be far apart.

 

[GVF]

Good one….
Although, they have anti theft devices on them, so technically not possible … apparently they are a hot commodity in the hood… bahahaha.

Soooo...Dressing Room first ??

 

[Behr]