The Answer Question game

#151
#151
Q: When do the great ghosts of Big Orange past rise up and guide their team to victory?
[General Neyland, you listening up there?!]

A:Because Kevin Simon said so, and dadgummit thats good enough for me!
 
#154
#154
Q: Why did everyone thing that David "The QUEER" Pollack was great?

A: Pickled pigs feet for $3.50 in the concession stand
 
#157
#157
Q:If a game of football were being played at this moment on every street in America, how many balls would be in play?

A: 20 years ago, she was a redhead, and there's no way I'm telling you that part!
[careful, there are mods about!]
 
#158
#158
Q: What did Bill Clinton say during the press conference?

A: And tennesee scores to go up 49 on South Carolina.
 
#159
#159
Q: What do some VN posters actually believe would be the VOL NETWORK call if (take your pick) were named OC at Tennessee?

A: A fudgecicle and a set of Lawn Darts.
 
#160
#160
Q: What is CPF's idea of a night of fun?

A: Then she said is that it and I said yeah and she started laughing and I got up and put on my bama shirt and ran home to cry on my mom/wife/sister's shoulder.
 
#161
#161
Q: What did the bama guy say when his buddies asked him about his date with the talking, nymphomaniac sheep?

A: If I could walk that way I wouldnt need the lotion.
 
#162
#162
Q: What did one UT lineman say to the other?

A: My cell phone and keys fell in the river and I saved everything else.
 
#163
#163
Q: WHat did the Logan Young say after his canoe overturned, with his cell phone, car keys and Bear Bryant's autographed picture aboard?

A: A Bammer.
 
#164
#164
Q: What is the definition of disillusioned?

A: Randy Sanders is the new head coach at the University of Tennessee
 
#165
#165
Q: WHats the best way to kill off one half of the entire Vol nation?

A: Albert Means, Lynn Lang, Milton Kirk, Logan Young and $200,000 in cash.
 
#166
#166
Q: What are 5 things that technically do not exist (X-Files style) in Alabama?

A: Sheryl Swoops, Mr. Sulu, Finebaum, and Steve Spurrier
 
#167
#167
Q. Who are four people that we may not ever want to see again?

A,. On a cold day in January somewhere in Alabama.

 
#171
#171
Q. What's the main entree at most Bammer restaurants?

A. A yellow car, a green truck, and a purple dress.
 
#172
#172
Q: What are three immobile things found in a bammer's front yard?

A: Larry Marmie, Larry Lacewell, Phyllis from Mulva
 
#173
#173
Q. Who are three people that have competed at the national level in co-ed mud wrestling?

A. Large trees, small bushes, and three dozen Pepsis.
 
#174
#174
Q: What are three things that stimulate Jeff Gordon?

A: Albert Toeina, Terrell Owens, and a bag of infectious medical waste.
 
#175
#175
Q. What are three things that will not cause most people to laugh or feel good?

A. The drunk fellow over on the Chapman Highway bridge.
 
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