The Answer Question game

Q. What is the best definition one can think of as a mismatch?

A. Jmxvol, two thousand dollars, and a ticket to South Bend, Indiana.
 

A. Jmxvol, two thousand dollars, and a ticket to South Bend, Indiana.
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Q: What is a scary thought if women, alcohol, and a Tennessee win are involved?
A: Christopher Robin
 
Q. What did the Alabama coach compare his team to after the Florida game?

A. A 60-year-old woman, a bag of groceries, and a ticket to a broadway play.
 
Originally posted by surrealvol@Oct 7, 2005 9:08 PM
Q. What did the Alabama coach compare his team to after the Florida game?

A.  A 60-year-old woman, a bag of groceries, and a ticket to a broadway play.
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Q: WHats a good night for The Ole Miss Coach?

A: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and a rabid monkey.
 
Q. What are three things that I don't have any use for?

A. A Wal-Mart in Tuscaloosa, the practice field at UAT, and a rented video entitled " Ugly Is As Ugly Does".
 
(no use for Angelina Jolie??? :blink: :blink: :blink: )

A: WHere do members of the Alabama MENSA society work, worship and what do they watch on the weekends?

Q: What do old boxers at West Point and Bear Bryant have in common?
 
Originally posted by volbrian@Oct 7, 2005 11:57 PM
(no use for Angelina Jolie??? :blink:  :blink:  :blink: )

A: WHere do members of the Alabama MENSA society work, worship and what do they watch on the weekends?

Q:  What do old boxers at West Point and Bear Bryant have in common?
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You just did the game backwards, or am I just on crack?
 
Originally posted by surrealvol@Oct 7, 2005 10:03 PM
Q.  What are three things that I don't have any use for?

A.  A Wal-Mart in Tuscaloosa, the practice field at UAT, and a rented video entitled " Ugly Is As Ugly Does".
]Q: WHere do members of the Alabama MENSA society work, worship and what do they watch on the weekends?

A:  old boxers at West Point and Bear Bryant


Sorry. My bad
 
Q. Except in the state of Alabama, who does the present generation have no clue about or interest in?

A. A surgeon in Tuscaloosa, a lawyer in Gainesville, and a politician in Athens.
 
Q: Who are 3 people you need to cover up the "sheep scandal"???

A: A whopper with cheese, a small dog and gold bond medicated powder.
 
Q. Necessities for Spurrier when he feels old and lonely include what?

A. Interstate 40, Bearden, and Chapman highway.
 
Q. Why do Bammers still think it's okay to disregard the rules?

A. The Bear didn't do this that way.
 
Q: Who needs constant attention, to be fed regularily by others and their diapers changed regularly?

A: A cute lil puppy.
 
Q. What will take UGA's place when he retires off to Savannah to play at Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil?

A. Twenty four Alabama cheerleaders, the sales staff at Bear Bryant Studebaker in Tuscalooser, and the town council in Birmingham.
 
Q. Where do most of the former Alabama coaches work?

A. Bear Bryant's Yellow Edsel, Mike Dubose's Pink Cadillac, and Tommy Gallion's Purple Pinto.
 

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