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#76
#76
Q. What is the first thought that will go through Weiner's mind when WE hit the Swamp?

A. Three bottles of Gatorade, some Ritz crackers and an UGLY woman from Alabama.
 
#77
#77
Q: What did Jackie Sherrill, as a final secret weapon, used to tell recruits they too could hope for every year for their birthday if they just had the balls to shoot for a degree from Mississppi State?


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A: Yes, but it's getting even harder these days to find lava lamps than it is to seperate the colored stuff and ferment the special concoction that keeps him so simaltaneously brilliant AND delusional.
 
#78
#78
Q:Was LIO really considering mounting six orange and white LavaLamps in the back of her SUV in order to add "color" to her gameday tailgating spread?



A:Unlikely, but true! Who else would think to combine the collected works of Vivaldi with the"Pride of the Southland's" greatest hits in their CD carousel?
 
#79
#79
Q. Did LiO really find an eclectic variety of CDs in owb's entertainment center when she forced her way into his apartment while he was away at the gym taking high-impact aerobics?

A. Steve Spurrier, Dennis Rodman, and Madonna.
 
#80
#80
Q: Name 3 people from the cast of the next installment of "The Surreal Life".

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A: A Wal-Mart in Chattanooga.
 
#81
#81
Q. Where did they find LiO and owb secretly looking for matching pink shirts and rhinestone flip flops?

A. One hundred and eleven dollars, a bag of ice, and the Governor of Alabama.
 
#82
#82
Q: According to the Freedom of Information Act, what do Nancy Reagan, Joe Paterno, and GaVol have in common?

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A: Crystal's guidance counselor, Mr. Green Jeans, and the governor of Alabama, standing around confused with a melted bag of ice.
 
#83
#83
Q. What was the result when Crystal announced at the party in her honor that she would be attending Princeton or Yale instead of the University of Alabama (Sorry!, Memphis Vol's fault for the leadin...) or our beloved University of Tennessee?

A. At one minute past midnight in the men's restroom at ESPN headquarters.
 
#84
#84
Q:Where and when do Lee, Kirky, Fowler, and that stupid Syracuse puppet gather on Labor Day weekend to flip a coin and decide who will win this year's Heisman trophy?

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A: In Panama City with a beer in his hand, his feet in the sand, and not a care in the world for seven stress free days!
 
#85
#85
Q. Where is checkerboard charly?

A. A red-headed woman, three copies of Sports Illustrated, and one bottle of cheerwine rootbeer.
 
#86
#86
Q: when asked by his fourth grade teacher to define happiness, MemphisVol offered this reply. Thus setting in motion a series of life changing events that lead him to his place of stature in the VolNation.



A:Because it flies in the face of logic and decorum and that is, after all, his mission in life!
 
#87
#87
Q. Why is Trev Albert's perspective about most things so hilarious?

A. Two weeks at a time but never during the summer.
 
#89
#89
Originally posted by surrealvol@Aug 4, 2005 2:53 PM
Q. Why is Trev Albert's perspective about most things so hilarious?

A.  Two weeks at a time but never during the summer.
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Q: In a survey of University of Tennessee Fraternal organizations, what was the absolute longest amount of time member institutions felt they could go without a really big keg party?


A:Because, of all the things I know to be true and right about this world, that is by far the most important!
 
#90
#90
Q. What is the state of one's spiritual nature?

A. Within twenty four hours of the opening game but never ever after the weekend is over.
 
#91
#91
Q: When is the only time that Surreal wears his orange high heels and walks around town yelling Go Vols in a falsetto voice.....

A: Because I felt like doing it, why are you always on my case?
 
#92
#92
Q: Why did u stick it in there?!?!?!?

A: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
 
#93
#93
Q. What did former President Clinton say when asked what his proudest achievement was during his Presidency? (Pointing to Hillary)

A. The river, the road, and the third floor of Hess Hall.
 
#94
#94
Q: Where are the only places that UT football players haven't gotten arrested?

A: Alabama, Vandy and John Kerry.
 
#95
#95
Q: What 3 things are very entertaining, but highly annoying?

A: Girls from West Knoxville.
 
#96
#96
Q. Who really know that owb can line dance and do the Texas Two-Step?

A. A clipboard, the game stats, and a can of pink lemonade.
 
#97
#97
Q: What is Randy Sanders holding right now?

A: Bear Bryant, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and David Pollack.
 
#98
#98
Q. Who are four people that anybody with any sense would just plain like to completely forget?

A. A can of Lysol, a box of matches, and three ripe cantaloupes.
 
#99
#99
Q: What are three things that u could have fun with for hours?

A: Vanderbilt is the National Champions!!!
 
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