The Answer Question game

#51
#51
Q: What are the 3 best things a woman ever gave GatorBait?



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A: No, because even real women rarely find the term "foot pump" sexy.

 
#52
#52
Q: Was Steve Spurrier ever nominated as one of People magazine's "sexiest men alive"?

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A: Because that's who you ask, when you really want to know about the late life effects of LSD.
 
#53
#53
Q. Is it normal to see red, green, and blue lights flashing in the fireplace when there is no fire burning?

A. Two hours before noon, two hours after noon, and four hours just before midnight.
 
#54
#54
Q: When does GaVol have to take his medication?

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A: "I didn't do it, I swear I didn't do it!"
 
#55
#55
Q. What did Shula say when asked why he called the play that turned the Alabama/Auburn game in Auburn's favor?

A. Twenty five miles west of Knoxville in a tavern filled with doctors, lawyers, and the Tennessee Titans' dance team.
 
#56
#56
Q: Location at which, June 22nd, 2004, milo convinced OWB that the dark side was cool and that the initiation ritual involved a karaoke version of "Feeling Japanese", little realizing that he accidentally tricked OWB into doing something which, while only temporarily tainting OWB, had created a perfect situation through which something foul and evil could creep into the world- though subsequent rumors that this contributed to W's reelection appear unfounded.

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A: In a 1959 Buick station wagon in the alley behind Whiskey-A-Go-Go, every three years since '73.
 
#57
#57
Q:Determined to transform Jim Morrison into a modern day Edgar Allen Poe, an anonymous and black hooded visitor arrives here in this vehicle,reportedly once slept in by Morrison, with a bottle of Jim Beam and a small packet of Qualudes. This tribute is left religiously every how often?


A: Only in the great state of Tennessee!


 
#58
#58
Q. Which state university has the greatest fans in all the world of football?

A. Once a day, with three other people, and never before noon.
 
#60
#60
Q. Where does milo have his Beech-Nut chewing tobacco decal?

A. Somewhere in the swamps of central Florida.



 
#61
#61
Q: Current home of Bobby Bowden and Steve Spurrier's love child?

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A: The title of the until recently believed destroyed operetta dedicated by Bear Bryant in unrequited loved to George Wallace.


 
#62
#62
Q: What is the "2 4 6 8 We Won't Integrate" Aria in C#m?

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A: A banjo, a pair of overalls and a gallon of moonshine
 
#63
#63
Q: What props did Nancy Reagan finally discover were the perfect answer to Ronnie's Bonzo-related "difficulties"?

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A: Because he was told that if he didn't he'd never get to play with them again.

 
#64
#64
Q:Why did the Texas Rangers make Kenny Rogers apologize for acting like an overpaid jerk?


A: Well...15 blondes, 25 cowboy wannabe's, and both the democrats in Texas can't possibly be wrong!
 
#65
#65
Q. Is it true that Uncle Ducky's Barbecue Pit is better than Billy Bob's?

A. Practically all of the women under the age of 24 at a Florida football game.
 
#66
#66
Q: Who did the National Women's Caucus supposedly come within a single vote of assassinating, purely in self-defense, in December, 1981?

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A: Because he's barely got the brains to do anything else when he's counting, and if he says he didn't realize it wasn't a real tootsie pop he was busy licking and trying not to bite, then, sadly, you can probably believe him.
 
#67
#67
Originally posted by MemphisVol@Jul 20, 2005 3:09 AM
Q: Who did the National Women's Caucus supposedly come within a single vote of assassinating, purely in self-defense, in December, 1981?

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:dlol: :dlol: :dlol: One of the top responses ever on this thread!

OK,
Q: When the now insanely old cartoon owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial was busted in Toontown for holding Betty Boop against her will and counting out loud whilst licking her "boops", what was the owl's agent Arvin Toonman's response to reporters seeking comment?

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A: At a truck stop somewhere along I-75, between Gainesville and Knoxville!
 
#68
#68
Q. Where did the UF majorettes stop to take a shower and get a bite to eat as they hitchhiked to the Tennessee game last year?

A. Three times in 2003, twice in 2004, and once already this year.
 
#69
#69
Q: How many times, in the last 3 years, have would-be "comediacide" bombers targetting W suffered "premature discombobulation" due to an accidental exposure to one of his speeches?

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A: Stilletto hip-boots with the special "Dr. Scholl's" inserts.

 
#70
#70
Q. What does LiO always wear to school the first day of the year?

A. About two miles down the Tennessee River two days before the home opener.
 
#71
#71
Q: Where will they find Mike Hamilton's body if he allows another Labor Day weekend game to start at around noon?



A:Free! If you show up wearing orange and bring an offering to lay at Freaky's feet!
 
#72
#72
Q: What's the cover charge at the annual, "Bet-Freaky-Doesn't-Care-If-You're- Faking-It Orgasmic Karoke and 'Organic Sun Dial' Festival"


A: Woody Woodpecker, until further notice.
 
#73
#73
Q. Who's at the top of the University of Alabama's new coach wish list?

A. Victoria's Secret, TJ Maxx, and Home Depot.
 
#74
#74
Q:What Pigeon Forge "outlet shoppes" is VMjr. most looking forward to shopping this week, while on vacation?
[the guy's not here to defend himself,but what the heck :D ]


A:In a smoke filled room over at ESPN, smoking a hukkah and thinking to himself, "you know, someone might actually believe this s***"!
 
#75
#75
Q: Where does Trev Alberts make his preseason picks for the National Championship game?

A: "Damn, Omar Gaither and Kevin Simon sure are a lot bigger and faster than those Air Force and BYU linebackers . . . "
 
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