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#177
#177
Q:What are the staples you'll find in Bruce Pearl's office as he tries to navigate a winning season in the SEC this year?


A: You'd look that way too, if you'd just spent ninety days on the recruiting trail after a 6[7?] loss season!


 
#179
#179
Q. What did the bammer players get for supper after they LOST TO AUBURN?

A. Somewhere out past the airport near Alcoa.
 
#180
#180
Q:Where does all the plastic from those recycle bins at Neyland Stadium get dumped?



A:On a lake in South Georgia, in a duck blind,eating vienna sausages and crackers, telling stories about what might have been.
 
#181
#181
Q. Where does Lou Holtz go to hide when the NCAA threatens to take another look at his program while at SC?

A. East End Mall, West End Mall, and the Krystal.
 
#182
#182
Three places Crystal visited on Black Friday...along with everyone else in Knoxville and their brother. :p


Doritos, the Great Gatsby, and a vanilla scented candle.


~*Crystal*~
 
#185
#185
Originally posted by surrealvol@Nov 30, 2005 1:43 AM
Q.  What are three really neat things?

A.  A beautiful mind, a free spirit, and a drive to excel.
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Q:What would mybloodrunnethorange say are the three greatest qualities of Queen Danica?


A:Over by the Christmas tree shaking presents, trying to guess!



 
#186
#186
Q. Awakened by a noise, where did LiO's husband find her at 3 a.m. last night/morning?

A. In the waiting room on the third floor of Baptist Hospital.
 
#187
#187
Q:Expectantly awaiting the arrival of a brand new Norm Chow delivered offense, where will one find Jeff Fisher eagerly pacing the floor?


A: After ten shots of tequila it was difficult for him to say, but he was reasonably sure that he last saw it somewhere in the vicinity of Neyland Drive.
 
#188
#188
Q. When asked where he left his mind, what did Lee Corso say?

A. Out at the Ag campus on the Alcoa highway.
 
#189
#189
Q:Where did an industrious group of UT students undertake an exhaustive study, which finally concluded that beer tastes better when drank while standing on natural grass as opposed to the new sports turf?


A: After completing a 12 step program and promising never to go near the place again.
 
#191
#191
Q: What irresistable reward did they promise Dan Quayle he could do if he'd pretend to be the biggest idiot in the universe to distract attention away from what the president was doing?


A: Only if you put your thumbs on either side and push.
 
#193
#193
Q: Aren't you lucky... Nancy Reagan is here and apparently she's eager to spread her special salve anywhere you want....?


A: They don't call him "Old Yeller" for nothin'
 
#194
#194
Q: What did the folks who lived and worked with "The Coward of the County" think of him, before he stopped to close the door?



A:with twenty dollars in his pocket, a change of shirts, and a clean pair of socks.
 
#196
#196
Q. When counting from zero to one thousand, what number comes after 910?

A. Most of the state of Tennessee and about half of the state of Georgia.
 
#197
#197
Q:If Dick Vitale's ego were laid out flat, how much ground would it cover?


A: Standing at the end of the red carpet, wearing a drop dead gorgeous Dolce and Gabanna gown, waiting for me to park the car...
 
#198
#198
Q. Who is Elizabeth Taylor? (lol..man, I could have ruined you on that one, but I tried to be just a teeny bit nice.)

A. A 1957 Chevrolet.

 
#199
#199
(surrealvol @ Jan 10 said:
(lol..man, I could have ruined you on that one, but I tried to be just a teeny bit nice.)
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Man, you couldn't hook me up with Eva Mendes... or Demi Moore... or Nicole Kidman... or Shakira.... or.... :D


Q: Where were most of the late edition Baby Boomers conceived?


A: Somewhere on a beach in Mexico, wondering "what if".
 
#200
#200
Q. What was Penelope Cruz thinking when she remembered her encounter with o+w=h back last Fall? (How's that?)

A. Green eyes, brown eyes, and blue eyes.
 
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