The Answer Question game

#26
#26
Q: What did Milo do to learn how to talk Southern?




A: A can of chili, a coat hanger and a marshmallow.


 
#27
#27
Q: Name the 3 leading delegates at last year's North American trade talks by country.


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A: Because Disney discovered that serving gator tail was even more unpopular than shark fin soup.
 
#28
#28
Why did Six Flags quit hiring sorority girls from the University of Florida to work in their parks?

A. Lee Lee Corso, Kirky Herbstreit, Trevor Alberts, and the producer of Sportscenter.
 
#29
#29
Q: Reason why W doesn't allow cameras at certain oval office parties anymore.

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A: A pendulous mass about the size of small kiwi


 
#30
#30
Q. What is the size of the average Bammer's brain?

A. Three nights in Memphis and and a green Cadillac convertible.



 
#31
#31
What were two things Gallion DIDN'T mention in his accusations.



A firecracker, a baseball game and Memphis Vol.
 
#32
#32
Q. What are three things one can enjoy hearing on the fourth of July?

A. LiO, owb, and U-T.
 
#33
#33
Q: Who topped the bill during the infamous 1999 "Summer in Amish Country Tour" of the Upper Midwest Traveling Company's production of "Bob and Carol, Ted and Thee".


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A: After the chickens, that deal with the Washington Monument, and 3- count them, 3- incidents that to be polite I'll refer to only by the code phrase "Performance Colonoscopy", you even have to ask?
 
#34
#34
Originally posted by MemphisVol@Jul 4, 2005 11:54 PM
Q: Who topped the bill during the infamous 1999 "Summer in Amish Country Tour" of the Upper Midwest Traveling Company's production of "Bob and Carol, Ted and Thee".

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It was actually "Bob, Carol, Ted and THOU".


Just wanted to clear that up.
 
#35
#35
Originally posted by MemphisVol@Jul 4, 2005 9:54 PM
A:  After the chickens, that deal with the Washington Monument, and 3- count them, 3-  incidents that to be polite I'll refer to only by the code phrase "Performance Colonoscopy", you even have to ask?
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Q: How did the ping pong ball trick go awry?

A: Two triple cheeseburgers, boxer shorts and a pair of spats.
 
#36
#36
Q: Excuse me Howard- Mrs. Stern you said almost never fails... Was there any particular failed seduction technique you had in mind?


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A: The Lithuanian All-Transvestite Elvis Impersonation Team
 
#37
#37
Q. Who did the Iraqi border guards misidentify at the U.N. dinner for the retiring prime minister of Gawi Dawi?

A. All the way from Tuscaloosa to Baton Rouge.
 
#38
#38
Q: How many licks does it take to lick a Bama tootsie down to the center?


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A: Leopold II of Belgium and Jeremy, the pizza delivery guy.
 
#39
#39
Q: Name two reasons LIO can't pass a Tastee Freeze without a twinge that reminds her that, once, when she was young, she gave Pygmy Rights something more than lip service.



A: Babs Streisand, Oliver North, and Rush Limbaugh.

 
#40
#40
What are 3 pictures of people that GaVol can't do without during his "special private time"........

A toothpick, an umbrella and a donkey...
 
#41
#41
Q. What are the three things owb will not go to a U.T. football game without.

A. Louisiana, southern California, and Memphis.
 
#42
#42
Q. Name the three regions of the country that OWB can no longer visit due to animal husbandry violations.

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A. A Big Mac and a coupon for free laser tag
 
#43
#43
Q. What are the two primary reasons owb makes his mommy take him to McDonalds on kids' day?

A. A quart jar, a bale of hay, and an old flat tire.
 
#44
#44
Q: Name the usual packaging of VMjr.'s favorite Liquor, LIO's new home furnishings,and Jason Witten's preferred tool for offseason training?


A:10 swisher sweet cigars, a room at motel 6, and a VIP pass to MudBowl VI !
 
#45
#45
Q. What will be the grand prize if Alabama ever institutes a Lottery?

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A. A career as the fry guy at Burger King.
 
#46
#46
Give an example of GaVol setting his goals too high.

A. A rock, a sock and a mop...
 
#47
#47
Q. Name 3 things funnier than OWB.

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A. 3 rolls of duct tape.
 
#48
#48
Q. What supply was necessary for the coining of the phrase "keep hanging!" at a Michigan State fraternity party in 1972?


A. Hey, that's my car! . . . . .and MY UNDERPANTS!
 
#49
#49
Q: Why do the old hands at NASA's Sattelite Imaging Center swear that whatever happened to LBJ's sense of humor, thanks to a visit in early '73 they know for a fact it wasn't Lady Bird's fault....


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A: GaVol & OWB, a kiddie-pool full of spaghetti-o's, and the soundtrack to "Bless the Beasts and the Children"
 
#50
#50
Q: What is the reoccurring dream that MemphisVol keeps having.

A: A lightbulb, a toilet brush and an alabama baseball cap...
 
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