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Whales.org calls them dolphins, I'm gonna call the dolphins.

"The orca is the apex predator of the sea and the largest member of the dolphin family."

Orca | Killer Whale Species Guide - Whale and Dolphin Conservation

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And 'Night of the killer Dolphins' has to happen.

Evening of the murderous porpoise..?
Not even a discussion. The debate is a Newt point at this stage.
 
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And 'Night of the killer Dolphins' has to happen.

Evening of the murderous porpoise..?
Not even a discussion. The debate is a Newt point at this stage.

Liked for use of Newt point.

OrCarnarnage on the Open Seas...?
 
Let's do this thing

My brother, lives in Murfreesboro, borrowed my Kayak trailer for a trip to Blue Ridge GA. He's coming in this weekend, I assume he's returning my trailer. If so, depending on weather, maybe we can go next weekend. Does that work for you. And depending on how he behaves this week, should we invite Glitch?
 
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My brother, lives in Murfreesboro, borrowed my Kayak trailer for a trip to Blue Ridge GA. He's coming in this weekend, I assume he's returning my trailer. If so, depending on weather, maybe we can go next weekend. Dies that work for you. And depending on how he behaves this week, should we invite Glitch?

August 4th or 5th? Works for me!

As for Glitch...sure let's see how bad he messes up between now and then.
 
Rish be like....

"The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin, while the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail."

You forgot Playofficus Chokious, which was a temporary species of porpoise found in southern Florida from 1983-1999... when they first started finding these, they were distinctly identified by their curly mullets... later they developed thin pubescent mustaches and were known for the greasy substance that slicked back their hair follicles. They traveled in packs of 13 and would typically charge into a wall in week 19 of their lives to knock themselves out. A curious species... one was even featured in the hit movie "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
 
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August 4th or 5th? Works for me!

As for Glitch...sure let's see how bad he messes up between now and then.

I'll try and behave, but I've got National Guard drill that weekend. Y'all have fun. Maybe I can join you next time.
 
You forgot Playofficus Chokious, which was a temporary species of porpoise found in southern Florida from 1983-1999... when they first started finding these, they were distinctly identified by their curly mullets... later they developed thin pubescent mustaches and were known for the greasy substance that slicked back their hair follicles. They traveled in packs of 13 and would typically charge into a wall in week 19 of their lives to knock themselves out. A curious species... one was even featured in the hit movie "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

It's all that Dan Marino's fault.

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AJ about to beat this case easy

"beat" is a strong word... the allegations already ruined his reputation and football career... there's no telling how many millions in punitive damages that girl cost him...

He could sue her... but the first question a lawyer will ask if you want to sue somebody... "Well, do they have money?"

It's a shame all around... it just sucks people can do this to other people and our justice system allows it to happen with no penalty
 

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