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It's crazy to go so long seeing the Great White as king and then
the Orca just treats it like a cheap breakfast burrito.

My whole world is a lie!
Lol... I know right...

1st, we find out Pluto isn’t a planet, now this. Smh.

What’s next? Orca week?
 
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It's crazy to go so long seeing the Great White as king and then
the Orca just treats it like a cheap breakfast burrito.

My whole world is a lie!

The way they travel in pods and will unleash a fury of redneck on a Collosal Squid. And they have a language. Just a beautiful beast.

And no reports of ever attacking a human.
 
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Lol... I know right...

1st, we find out Pluto isn’t a planet, now this. Smh.

What’s next? Orca week?

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Lol... I know right...

1st, we find out Pluto isn’t a planet, now this. Smh.

What’s next? Orca week?

Cats.
Next we find out gazelles get together and pimp slap male Lions to the point of making them dance like a bird trying to win a mate.

I spend my remaining days huddled in a dark corner wearing Marvel themed pajamas. The end.
 
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The way they travel in pods and will unleash a fury of redneck on a Collosal Squid. And they have a language. Just a beautiful beast.

And no reports of ever attacking a human.

"Unleash a fury of redneck"

Not only is that poetry but I'm stealing it.
Oh yeah, definitely stealing it.
 
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FALSE... They're porpoises

You too will learn to listen to my daughter when she speaks. Her memory is incredible. When she reads or hears something, she rarely forgets it.

Orcas, or killer whales, are the largest of the dolphins and one of the world's most powerful predators. They feast on marine mammals such as seals, sea lions, and even whales, employing teeth that can be four inches long. They are known to grab seals right off the ice.

Orca (Killer Whale) | National Geographic
 
The way they travel in pods and will unleash a fury of redneck on a Collosal Squid. And they have a language. Just a beautiful beast.

And no reports of ever attacking a human.

"Unleash a fury of redneck" 😂

That sir is awesome, you win the internet today 🤣
 
You too will learn to listen to my daughter when she speaks. Her memory is incredible. When she reads or hears something, she rarely forgets it.



Orca (Killer Whale) | National Geographic

Want me to go all science teacher on you? Because I will. Orcas, dolphins (fresh and salt), pilots etc are from the Superfamily of Delphinodea (porpoises).This Superfamily is split up into many different Families. One family has orcas and pilot whales. Another has dolphins. Another narwhals. So on and so forth. You could say they are "dolphins" but a more accurate description is "toothed whale".... I need to make this into a power point for my marine biology class.
 
More looking into it, "whales", dolphins, and porpoises are 3 distinct subfamilies and genus. Porpoises are the smallest and are usually found in specific areas. The vaquito being the smallest and most endangered of the subfamily. Dolphins, of course, are the middle subfamily. Then the largest are the "whales" (using quotations because they aren't whales). With the largest being the orca.
 
Want me to go all science teacher on you? Because I will. Orcas, dolphins (fresh and salt), pilots etc are from the Superfamily of Delphinodea (porpoises).This Superfamily is split up into many different Families. One family has orcas and pilot whales. Another has dolphins. Another narwhals. So on and so forth. You could say they are "dolphins" but a more accurate description is "toothed whale".... I need to make this into a power point for my marine biology class.

Rish be like....

"The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin, while the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail."
 
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More looking into it, "whales", dolphins, and porpoises are 3 distinct subfamilies and genus. Porpoises are the smallest and are usually found in specific areas. The vaquito being the smallest and most endangered of the subfamily. Dolphins, of course, are the middle subfamily. Then the largest are the "whales" (using quotations because they aren't whales). With the largest being the orca.

Whales.org calls them dolphins, I'm gonna call the dolphins.

"The orca is the apex predator of the sea and the largest member of the dolphin family."

Orca | Killer Whale Species Guide - Whale and Dolphin Conservation

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