Recruiting Forum Off Topic Thread III

[dyllisvol42]

My ex wife, the stripper, looked a lot like Demi in that movie I think she was going for that look.

Mine too except she was a little shorter and her face was different.

 

[PoweredByTheT]

Mine too except she was a little shorter and her face was different.

What's up with everyone having stripper ex-wives that looked like Demi Moore at one point in the right light?

... ... ... sigh...

I want a stripper ex-wife that looked like Demi Moore at one point in the right light.

 

[bignewt]

You sir, are a blessed man.

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

 

[volfanCLT]

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

Even trade imo

 

[Sleegro]

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

Who among us hasn't been stabbed by our stripper ex wife?

 

[StoVol]

We have something in common Newt, she was instate so u prob wouldn’t have cared much for her

 

[butchna]

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

Stabbed you four times?

 

[Nashvegas31]

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

Yikes

 

[Outofmyvolcanmind]

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

Good thing she couldn’t catch you with that broken hip.

 

[Weezer]

Well she also stabbed me and tried to commit suicide about 4 times so...

Crazy just keeps the relationship interesting, and usually translates into great sex.

 

[orange parmejohn]

Crazy just keeps the relationship interesting, and usually translates into great sex.

Yeah as long as she doesn't try to hack off the winky after. Crazy women are crazy.

 

[mrmax86]

Crazy just keeps the relationship interesting, and usually translates into great sex.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Who among us hasn't been stabbed by our stripper ex wife?

Mine just slashed the tires of my truck, so I guess I got lucky.

 

[Catbone]

Laugh all you want but my blow up doll Kitty is looking better and better by the day.

 

[Sleegro]

Laugh all you want but my blow up doll Kitty is looking better and better by the day.

Lefty doesn't get jealous?

 

[Batman1948]

Mine just slashed the tires of my truck, so I guess I got lucky.

Mine was not a stripper and never got after me with a knife but she did put my golf clubs in the garbage can when I was a work. The worse part was that they actually picked the damn things up.

I wanted to kill the bit*h. That was the straw that broke the camels back :yes::yes::yes:

 

[LightningVol]

laugh all you want but my blow up doll kitty is looking better and better by the day.

🤔

 

[Catbone]

Lefty doesn't get jealous?

He knows his place.

 

[fearsvols]

Mine was not a stripper and never got after me with a knife but she did put my golf clubs in the garbage can when I was a work. The worse part was that they actually picked the damn things up.

I wanted to kill the bit*h. That was the straw that broke the camels back :yes::yes::yes:

this is why i have 6 sets of irons...

 

[cHiZzLeVOL]

this is why i have 6 sets of irons...

..... That is a lot of money spent lol, especially if they are decent irons.

 

[bignewt]

Crazy just keeps the relationship interesting, and usually translates into great sex.

Yeah that is the kind of thinking that got me into the mess in the first place. There is a limit. She went way over it.

 

[bignewt]

Who among us hasn't been stabbed by our stripper ex wife?

 

[bignewt]

We have something in common Newt, she was instate so u prob wouldn’t have cared much for her

All my exes live in Texas...

 

[bignewt]

Stabbed you four times?

I'm sure you've been to The Lodge you may have seen her circa early 2000's.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Isn't there a documentary about this? I think Demi Moore played your friend?

Lol..I don't know, I've never seen that.