Random Thoughts XXXII

[hmanvolfan]

You're an O.D.B.

Old dirty bastard?

 

[Toujours Pret]

Anyone remember barnyard commandos?

 

[Wickerhead]

My mind wanders to completely inappropriate humor way too easily. Could someone with psychoanalytic type skills please tell me what that says about me?

You are suffering from what we in the electrical field call a short circuit.

 

[Toujours Pret]

As your psychiatrist, I think first we need to work on your intimacy issues. And no I will not snuggle with you on the couch.

Do these sessions include happy endings or is that associated with a gratuity?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Cooking/boiling chicken is so pointless

 

[hmanvolfan]

Cooking/boiling chicken is so pointless

You like it raw? hmy:

 

[Wickerhead]

Cooking/boiling chicken is so pointless

Did you remove it's skin first?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

You like it raw? hmy:

No. But putting water in a pot n boiling it is meh

 

[heartvols]

Do these sessions include happy endings or is that associated with a gratuity?

Yes.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Did you remove it's skin first?

My granny fixed it to go with dumplings.

 

[heartvols]

That was dumb.

 

[Weezer]

As your psychiatrist, I think first we need to work on your intimacy issues. And no I will not snuggle with you on the couch.

Got it. No snuggling, strictly sex. You're the boss.

 

[heartvols]

Thinking of going to Denmark

Why are we going to Denmark?

 

[Toujours Pret]

Why are we going to Denmark?

Because we have to take a honeymoon somewhere don't we ?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Why are we going to Denmark?

Drugs and prostitution are legal.

 

[Weezer]

You like it raw? hmy:

Again, I choose not to give in to the inappropriate joke.

 

[heartvols]

Anyone remember barnyard commandos?

I usually keep up with pop culture and sadly I have never heard of barnyard commandos.

 

[Weezer]

Drugs and prostitution are legal.

That's the Netherlands. Or so I've heard...

 

[Toujours Pret]

I usually keep up with pop culture and sadly I have never heard of barnyard commandos.

They were cheap action figures back in the day.

 

[heartvols]

Drugs and prostitution are legal.

Haha sqrl, you crack me up!

Correct me if I am wrong, but I think healthcare in Denmark is free, and they pay their students to go to school. Sounds like a sweet deal, but I'm not leaving 'Merica.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Haha sqrl, you crack me up!

Correct me if I am wrong, but I think healthcare in Denmark is free, and they pay their students to go to school. Sounds like a sweet deal, but I'm not leaving 'Merica.

Loser

 

[heartvols]

They were cheap action figures back in the day.

So they were barn animal action figures? I bet you made them hump each other.

 

[Weezer]

Nowadays, 'Murica's leaving 'Murica.

 

[heartvols]

So true.

 

[heartvols]

Loser

Your mom! Send me a post card from Denmark.